geniard

Finally a term to define those peculiar individuals who display both facets of genius and of total retardation in one or multiple acts.

Oh gosh, that chocolate hat is some intricate work of a geniard!

by Setherian October 13, 2015

Guitarded

The use of too much or too many guitars.

The band went guitarded in their live performance last night.

by thestripeisonfire March 1, 2011

gnutard

A subhuman that believes Linux cannot be without GNU and GCC. It also keeps insisting it's GNU/Linux, even though neither GNU nor the GCC are at all vital. The head and biggest gnutard is Richard Stallman, a very well know pedophile.

Ew, look at u/KasaneTeto_ being a gnutard.

by gnuhater April 7, 2022

Guitarded

Of or describing an individual who, despite undying effort, can not seem to improve at guitar playing whatsoever.

"What in the fuck is that God-forsaken, aural-rape sound coming from upstairs?! My fucking ears are bleeding!" "It's darned ol' Marcus and his guitar. Word around town has it he's guitarded."

by Joshualbatross April 12, 2011

guitards

retards who hang out at guitar.com

stfu you guitards

you still shit your diapers

by swallow my meat April 30, 2004

guitarded

1. A paradox in which one forgets to play the guitar while playing the guitar.

Johnny's playing horribly, he's bit guitarted today.

by cakes June 11, 2003

guitard hero

A person who sucks at playing guitar hero or rock band.

My sister is a guitard hero.
she failed slow ride on easy...on FUCKING PRACTICE MODE!!! (true story!)

by will is sexy March 14, 2009