Kid 1: Have you watched a skibbidi toilet?
Kid 2: Yeet Yeet Yeet Dab Dab Dab
Kid 3: Did you know that we are a gen alpha
Kid 4: Lol if you love like
Kid 2: Yeet Yeet Yeet Dab Dab Dab
Kid 3: Did you know that we are a gen alpha
Kid 4: Lol if you love like
by Puesodeo October 07, 2023
Gen Alpha, the Generation that’s fully born in the 21st century. Years are from 2013-2028. As of November 1st, 2023. We still have 5 years left to deal with Gen Alpha. After that we have Gen Beta, (2029-2044) Gen Alpha is the generation after Gen Z (1997-2012) + The children of mostly Gen Y/Millenials (1981-1996) And is full of children who never experienced the 7th generation of consoles, the 2008 recession, Obama’s Re-Election 2012, VHS, DVDS, Life before the rise of AI, Pre-Covid, etc. I really hope that Generation will improve once they hit their adulthood. They still have a long way to go since their eldest member is in the last year of elementary. Gen Alpha is commonly referred to as the “iPad Kids” due to their extreme use of screen time and weird habits while on the screen.
Gen Alpha Toddler: “SKIBIDI DOG DOG DOG YES YES SHEBIDY BOP BOP YES YES” *farts and drops her tablet* “I FARTED!” *starts laughing hysterically*
It’s Mom: AWWW WHO’S MY LITTLE JOKESTER?
Me: I have low hopes for this new generation.
It’s Mom: AWWW WHO’S MY LITTLE JOKESTER?
Me: I have low hopes for this new generation.
by Randomurbanidiot November 01, 2023
by Jok Zunderlat November 18, 2020
Kids born between 2010-2025. Little pieces of shit that can't stand to be away from technology too long. Like to bully people on roblox and make fan accounts on tiktok for dumb hoes that got cancelled 725289 times.
by tillie:) January 19, 2021
The generation that comes after Gen Z.
These kids were born in 2010-2025.
These kids also might not remember a time before smartphones took over as everywhere I go I see a baby playing on
one of them.
We don’t know what there childhood will be like but it will be all futuristic for them.
These kids were born in 2010-2025.
These kids also might not remember a time before smartphones took over as everywhere I go I see a baby playing on
one of them.
We don’t know what there childhood will be like but it will be all futuristic for them.
Guy1: my sister was born in 2012
Guy2: that means she’s a gen alpha. she might get to experience humans living on other planets!
Guy2: that means she’s a gen alpha. she might get to experience humans living on other planets!
by Mr J Clark February 23, 2021
by WordWizard_123LOL October 26, 2020
When you're so fucking stupid that you say things like: "skibidi", "rizzler", or "sigma" because you are too concerned with being cool that you make yourself look like a fucking dipshit infront of everyone over the age of 17. Seriously, grow the fuck up and talk like a normal person, or shut the fuck up until you do.
My youngest brother uses Gen Alpha Slang so much that I just want to fucking slap him into oblivion. Fuck my life.
by Fuck Fauci October 19, 2024