Gen Alpha

Kids who were born between 2013-2025.

Kid 1: Have you watched a skibbidi toilet?

Kid 2: Yeet Yeet Yeet Dab Dab Dab

Kid 3: Did you know that we are a gen alpha

Kid 4: Lol if you love like

by Puesodeo October 6, 2023

Gen Alpha

Gen Alpha, the Generation that’s fully born in the 21st century. Years are from 2013-2028. As of November 1st, 2023. We still have 5 years left to deal with Gen Alpha. After that we have Gen Beta, (2029-2044) Gen Alpha is the generation after Gen Z (1997-2012) + The children of mostly Gen Y/Millenials (1981-1996) And is full of children who never experienced the 7th generation of consoles, the 2008 recession, Obama’s Re-Election 2012, VHS, DVDS, Life before the rise of AI, Pre-Covid, etc. I really hope that Generation will improve once they hit their adulthood. They still have a long way to go since their eldest member is in the last year of elementary. Gen Alpha is commonly referred to as the “iPad Kids” due to their extreme use of screen time and weird habits while on the screen.

Gen Alpha Toddler: “SKIBIDI DOG DOG DOG YES YES SHEBIDY BOP BOP YES YES” *farts and drops her tablet* “I FARTED!” *starts laughing hysterically*

It’s Mom: AWWW WHO’S MY LITTLE JOKESTER?

Me: I have low hopes for this new generation.

by Randomurbanidiot November 1, 2023

Gen Alpha

A generation that will probably end in 2025. This generation is full of 9 year olds to newborns.

There was this Gen Alpha kid bitching about his ping in my COD game the other day.

by Jok Zunderlat November 18, 2020

Gen Alpha

Kids born between 2010-2025. Little pieces of shit that can't stand to be away from technology too long. Like to bully people on roblox and make fan accounts on tiktok for dumb hoes that got cancelled 725289 times.

look at this gen alpha trying to argue about something they have no idea about!

by tillie:) January 18, 2021

Gen Alpha

The generation that comes after Gen Z.

These kids were born in 2010-2025.

These kids also might not remember a time before smartphones took over as everywhere I go I see a baby playing on

one of them.

We don’t know what there childhood will be like but it will be all futuristic for them.

Guy1: my sister was born in 2012

Guy2: that means she’s a gen alpha. she might get to experience humans living on other planets!

by Mr J Clark February 23, 2021

Gen Alpha

Basically people born in 2018 and higher.

Guy: Hey look he's in Gen Alpha.

by WordWizard_123LOL October 26, 2020

Gen Alpha

Kids born in 2010-2024 who are definitely born in the wrong generation 100% and should stop being born in those years! The Gen Z people who where born in the 2000s (2000-2009) often complain about being born in the wrong generation and want to be born in the 1990s but in reality they where born in the last decent generation.

Lakeesha: Phew! I was born in 2009! I was so close but I dodged Gen Alpha successfully!

Samaria: I was born in 2011! Damn it! I was born in the wrong generation! Why can’t god send me here at least 2 years earlier!

by timebombing January 11, 2024