gelatinous ecstasy

extremely viscous semen

I woke up one night to find "gelatinous ecstasy" on my chest and my roommate Jon standing over me, smiling. I went to the bathroom one night, and found "gelatinous ecstasy" all over the toilet seat.

by bork bork January 5, 2009

gelatinous

an adjective that can be used to describe anything.

look at his gelatinous nips!

that test was so gelatinous!

by jaimchelrohrbenson February 21, 2009

gelatinous waste of space

a person, place, or thing (noun....) that means that the object is a waste of space with a gelatinous structure/ texture.(aka...there fat.)

Youre not even worth my time you gelatinous waste of space!( Jimmy Neutron )

by Sewna June 22, 2006

Gelatinous Masturbation

When a fat man inserts his penis into a folded group of his own belly-fat, usually to achieve orgasm.

A.K.A. Gel-Mas

He's so sweaty and tired because he just performed some gelatinous masturbation.

by JohnnyExitWound July 31, 2011

Gelatinous blob

1: A big thing of a jelly-like substance.
2: A really fat person or thing.

1: Silly putty
2: "Hey Greg, look at that gelatinous blob! He's really fat!"

by SuzanneOwnsYourLife November 7, 2006

gelatinous emu

When you take a shit that is so long that after it hits the bottom of the toilet, it remains verticaly erect as you keep crapping. After a while your crap starts to warp. Ocassionally, if you are not lucky, the warp in the crap will happen right at the asshole, thus smearing crap all over your ass.

Dude, I had a gelatinous emu that made me wipe for an extra 5 minutes. I missed the end of Jesus Christ Superstar, the musical.

by Lou April 10, 2005

gelatinous abrasion

A wound that results on the human skin after having been power-washed with nickelodeon gak. Resembles a cut filled with gak.

1) Hook up your power-washer to a tank of gak.
2) Turn on power-washer.
3) Spray people you want to create gelatinous abrasions on.
4) Sit back and enjoy the glory.

by Sgt. Fupa and Lt. Tally Wacker March 31, 2010