when a man and a woman have a wonderful night of glorious fucking, the man fucks her so hard, that her cum gets super thick like a jell substance. this may cause the penis to get stuck in the vaginal canal because the vagina is trying to eat the living soul out of this poor dudes dick, thus will teach him a lesson to make sure to pull that 6 inch meat or 2 inch meat (if asian) out before cuming. smiley face.
*woman and man fucking* <man> GURL MY DICK IS STUCK. <woman> BECAUSE ITS GEELING. <man> FINE FINE. ILL PUT MY DICK OUT, GEEZ BITCH.
by fuckfuckcum June 15, 2013
Get the geelingmug. Donna was acting weird and wouldn't look me in the face when I was talking to her. I went and looked in the bathroom mirror and realized that I had a massive geel popper on my forehead! Wow, man, I ain't hittin' on shit!
by exitflagger May 1, 2008
Get the geel poppermug. 
nigga slow funny annoying thicc dumb In school but has a beautiful Quran voice respect elders and ppl younger than he/her
by rob jobs February 23, 2020
Get the Caano geelmug. by drftgyhujihgfdfghjuhygtfrderfg December 16, 2022
Get the oker geelmug. The act of lodging a sliced fruit in a dead person's mouth, and then proceeding to munt the body.
This term can also be used to define a standalone individual who enjoys having sliced fruit lodged into their mouth whilst edging, gooning, or munting.
Please note that the fruit must be sliced directly in half, with the exposed region facing outwards.
This term can also be used to define a standalone individual who enjoys having sliced fruit lodged into their mouth whilst edging, gooning, or munting.
Please note that the fruit must be sliced directly in half, with the exposed region facing outwards.
by stinkybean April 10, 2024
Get the geelmug.