geeklessness

Total lack of informatical knowledge, especially when you talk to a geek.

Dani: I will wait for it to have a built-in HDMI input for full HDMI connection.

Myself: Woah! Woah! What? Sorry for my geeklessness.

by fercho_jim12 November 29, 2013

geokinesis

The ability to manipulate the movement of minerals in the earth using supposed psychic powers.

It is impossible to have geokinesis!

by Faythe Titan March 13, 2016

Geekess

Geekess (Noun\) Female version of Geek

She is so highly intelligent and computer smart...book smart...she's a geekess...

by Jastababe May 6, 2010

geekinese

The language spoken by most geeks, computer salespeople and computer web site designers. Usually illegible to the average person. Common geekinese words include RAM, mega, giga, or terra anything, and the overuse of acronyms like HTML, STFU, RTFM, and others

My mom tried to buy a new pc today, but she got confused by all the geekinese the saleman was blabbing, so she bought a toaster instead.

by brad the imprinter September 10, 2005

Geekness

Something that really interests you that most people would find very nerdy.

My geekness is Lord of The Rings

by palmbeachpauly March 13, 2020

Geekess

Female version of Geek

She is so highly intelligent and computer smart...book smart...she's a geekess...

by Jastababe May 5, 2010

my geekness is a-quivering

The "best" line in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

Proof that Jack Thorne and John Tiffany do not know how to write proper dialogue

SCORPIUS: Oh. Not yet. But he will. Hopefully. And this — this house is where Bathilda Bagshot lived,
lives . . .
ALBUS: The Bathilda Bagshot? A History of Magic Bathilda Bagshot?
SCORPIUS: The very same. Oh my, that’s her. Wow. Squeak. My geekness is a-quivering.

by oblebrun March 25, 2023