GED

The thing to get for that guy who always sat in class doodling on his paper(Like me). Usually hated by jealous nerds for being so laid back and mellow, without stress, headaches, or a care in the world(Although that is hardly the case, most of the time). I like to call this Frank Grimes Syndrome. As much as you may or may not want to believe it, a person with a GED has as much a chance of going to college as someone with a diploma.

I'm a cartoonist now.

by Devil February 1, 2004

ged

a diploma received after the recipient has passed a test that basically sums up the four years most people have to go through called high school. hey but i ait complainin/

cause G-E-D, wasnt B-I-G,
i got P-A-I-D, thats why my moms hate me

by PISAN December 23, 2004

GED

According to Chris Rock, it's "bullshit."

You're telling me you can make up 4 years in 6 hours?!?

by nighthawk May 2, 2005

ged

A test that is taken to get ur high school dipolma without the damn hassle of boring school. Its also the first step to being very successful. Generally for people who did horrible in school or like me who cut everyday, or immigrants. People who think the GED is for loser r morons!!

He is mad rich, eventhough he got a GED dipolma.

by polt May 9, 2005

GED

The high school diploma equivilent for mexicans.

I got my diploma, but my friend Juan got his GED.

by rogerthewhale December 19, 2010

Ged

Ged is a word that is also a synonym to bad, or the opposite of geeg

Ugh, Jennifer, you're so ged.
Today was such a ged day!

by A Tired Northern Kentuckian March 10, 2021

GED

A diploma for people who cant stand the fucking liberal bullshit taught in public schools.
Equivelant to a highschool diploma.

Me: Hey dude I got my GED!

Loser: Fuck you! I'm still a sophmore and I have no life or money because I waste all of my time studying for bullshit tests and kissing my liberal teachers sweaty balls.

Me: That sucks. You should get a GED and a job and go to UGA like me. Otherwise your breath will smell like liberal cum for another 2 years.

by Big Bubz April 10, 2006