gaytard

a retarded person that is sexually attracted to another retard of the same gender.

retard 1: i lik yo bu im real stupid.
retard 2: raw raw raw raw?????????
random guy: WTF are you a gaytard?
retard 2: raw raw raw raw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by brian is a noob February 4, 2009

gaytard

Something that's just really gay + retarded. Most times it's used as an insult.

You're so gaytarded!

by Polli May 31, 2005

gaytard

something you call someone when they have just said something so retarded that your grandma thinks its cool.

you are such a gaytard

by me April 7, 2005

gaytard

When something or someone will not work when the operator is entirely correct.

When something is broken for no reason at all.

"Mrs. Philbin, my computer is being gaytarded again!"

by Warmaster Assclown August 26, 2004

gaytard

A person whose recognition of his or her obvious homosexuality is unreasonably delayed. See also in the closet.

The film Milk, starring Sean Penn as Harvey Milk, proposed that his assassin Dan White was a gaytard.

Mike: "I was a total gaytard: it took me three years and thousands of dollars in therapy to realize I liked men."

by TaraChase July 21, 2009

gaytarded

The state of being so gay that one becomes retarded or vice versa.

That male stripper over there is so gaytarded!

by Big Black Joe September 30, 2015

gaytarded

This word can also be used when not even a modicum of political correctness is desired in one's speech. It is an expletive to be held in the bottom of one's bag of tricks and used particularly in emergencies. The professional may garnish with the "F word."

Jill: I hope someday all people will be treated equally and will treat others equally, even those of different races, religions, creeds, colors, shapes and sizes.

Jack: That is the most f*cking gaytarded thing I have ever heard.

by T Man July 26, 2005