andrew garfield

fucking hot man who makes my day 10000 times better and exists as thirst edits in my gallery. best spiderman and you can't deny it.

"andrew garfield is better than tom holland and tobey maguire."
no shit sherlock.

by sexwithandrewgarfield December 25, 2021

Gaybian

Someone who is both a gay man and a lesbian! Yes this is a valid identity, there could be many reasons someone identifies as this, one of which is mentioned below

Person 1: Hey you know how I'm genderfluid and my sexuality changes depending on my gender (a form of abrosexual)
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: Well, I've realized that whenever I'm a man I only feel attraction to men and never women, but when I'm a woman I only feel attraction to women and never men, making me gay when I'm a man but lesbian when I'm a woman. So! I decided to use the label gaybian to explain my experience :)
Person 2: Woah that's so cool!

by SnowCherry/- October 4, 2023

Andrew Garfield

he is the most adorable sweet and funny human being on this earth. this man is the owner of everyone’s heart and he deserves the best.

who is that spider guy?? THAT IS ANDREW GARFIELD THE CUTES HUMAN ON EARTH

by leviosius July 14, 2021

fluff your garfield

euphemism for masturbation, courtesy of ABC's "Whose Line is it, anyway?"

"I'll fluff your Garfield if you know what you mean."

by Euphysics May 13, 2005

Garfield snorkel

When a man sticks his ball's in a woman's mouth and slaps his cock across her face while the woman sucks in on the man's balls.

"Dude, I gave her the Garfield snorkel last night. My ball sack is so saggy."

by TheSnorkel January 18, 2008

Garfield

The lord and creator of our universe

Are you gonna praise Garfield today?

by Wolfking July 15, 2019

Ganfil

It's a slang for "blow it" refering to a penis.
It came from the french swear word "gonfle le" and it was soon merged into one word to form "ganfil".

Roy :"I haven't studied all day man i'm gonna fail the exam".
Tony :"We all know you've been studying all day, ganfil Roy".

by TanToon69 June 18, 2019