Gastropolitan

Somebody who's super morbidly obese to the point of probable near-death, but acts sexy as fuck and tries to guilt everybody else into finding them attractive.

Have you heard that Tess Holliday made the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine? Looks like "Gastropolitan" is a whole new level of Cosmo.

by ChildOfHyperion September 2, 2018

gapron

Absolute giga chad.

Gapron is 1v9 this game.

by Gapito bissousa January 27, 2022

gastrovascular

Latin for "Worst game ever invented".

This is a reference from the hit movie The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe where Edmund defines the word.

"Come on, Peter. Gastrovascular.

Is it Latin? - Yes.
Is it Latin for 'worst game ever invented'?"-2005 Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.

by NarniaExpert January 2, 2011

Gastroporn

A book or magazine with pictures of food so good it makes you say "more, yes, GIVE IT TO ME!!!" and then feel guilty just for looking at it.

The latest Nigel Slater book is total gastroporn

by ben dyer April 23, 2006

gastrointestinal distress

the shits
the runs
diarrhea

often caused by the consumption of large amounts of alcohol

always a good reason to skip class

i had a really bad case of gastrointestinal distress, thats why i missed the final exam...

by drunk_ November 18, 2010

Gastrorgasm

The state of complete joy and ecstasy from eating a delicious piece of food.

(1) You should try the grilled corn from Cafe Habana in New York; it'll give you the craziest gastrorgasm ever.

(2) Damn, eating that red velvet cake was one of the most gastrorgasmic experiences I've ever had.

by makalive45 December 11, 2009

gastrology

A science based on an ancient system of divination, consisting primarily of pulling a horoscope out of one's ass.

During my first year at gastrology school, I mostly studied the signs of the zodiac, creative composition and ass-based fortune telling.

by Jesse and Annie July 23, 2007