gaykery

A bakery that only serves homosexuals.

Peter: Have you tried cupcakes from the gaykery? OMG, they are so delicious!
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.

by sciflyer.25 June 5, 2014

Gary Bettman Hat Trick

The inglorious feat of having three lockouts occur during your tenure as NHL Commissioner.

With the lockout becoming official on September 15, 2012, Gary Bettman would oversee the third lockout since he became commissioner in 1993.

Like a hockey player scoring three goals in one game, this accomplishment would be named after him: the Gary Bettman Hat Trick.

by gokingsgo January 14, 2013

Gary Oldman

1) An actor whose talent, popularity and value is undermined by the society. See also underrated
2) A satire to award centers like The Academy Awards (Oscars) or Golden Globes, along with actors like Joaquin Phoenix, Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, Glenn Close...

Sad fact: Gary Oldman has only one oscar nominations and no golden globe nominations at all.

Rational guy: "Why would Gary Oldman want an oscar? I tdon't think he has time for this Mickey Mouse Bull Shit."

by kdrng June 7, 2016

groggy gary

The best FPS gamer of all time, groggy gary.

"Did you see that guy named groggy gary? I heard he was the best FPS gamer of all time!

by groggygary June 16, 2022

gary roberts

At the tender age of 42 he is the roughest player in the NHL history will drop the gloves with anyone usually with kids young enough to be his son and still kick their ass...his eyes can also pierce your soul.

Gary Roberts is so badass he lost his virginity before his dad did.

by the kuz April 15, 2008

Gary Motherfuckin Oak

Gary was here!
Ash is a loser!
Smell ya later!

there are eight badges to attain in the kanto region, Gary Motherfuckin Oak got ten of them!

by Gary Motherfuckin Oak November 9, 2010

Garyvechularhomicide

Garyvechularhomicide (noun) is the act of popular entrepreneur, and Tik-Tok/Twitter/Instagram influencer GaryVee commiting vehicular homicide.

In 2007, GaryVee allegedly ran over Michelle Obama in his 2001 Honda Civic Type R (Silver) on his way to over sell baseball cards to children in need, thus committing Garyvechularhomicide.

by JasonVee December 26, 2019