gargamel

A guy who tucks his male genitalia between his legs to see how he'd look if he was a woman.

Silence of the Lamb's "Buffalo Bill" is a gargamel for stuffing the boys between his legs and admires himself.

by paul-e-wog May 24, 2008

Gargamel

To dress ugly to a social event. The act of being underdressed at a communal gathering. Someone who is underdressed. A villain from the smurfs. A person who performs oral sex on a male and makes a gargling sound while doing it.

Gary: Was there any classy looking hos up in that house party yal went to last night?
Eddie: Na, nothing but Gargamel bitches

Amy: wtf are you wearing?

Susan: I didnt want to keep yal waiting, so I threw on the first outfit i saw when i opened my closet.
Amy: This bitch busted a Gargamel!

by Mr. Charles Monroe January 11, 2019

Gargamel

Some dude who has a thing against blue Danny Devitos

Big daddy smurf: Oh no! Gargamel is kidnapping all the Smurfs!

by Moke wed February 25, 2021

Gargamel

a dick with a excess skin at the head

My boyfriend has a Gargamel down there. That’s kinda gross.

by smurf!k July 29, 2022

Gargamel

caught lacking/ looking like a mess

I look like Gargamel.

by MADI THE BADDI February 17, 2023

Gargamel

Usually used as a term of abuse towards someone who takes drugs and will do anything to get them.

Tom: oiiiii,, swear i see J the other day, yeah he was looking for some crumbs
On the floor!!

Lou: OMD, that yutes a proper gargamel!

by Princessbadmiows March 22, 2025

gargamel ring

Describes the type of male pattern baldness in which the top of the head is completely bald except for a ring of hair from ear to ear, much like gargamel on the cartoon series the smurfs. A gargamulllet is a similar style in which the individual would grow said hair into a pony tail, it is the equivalent to the skullet

That guy would be totallly hot if he shaved his head, but he has a gargamel ring.

by jifter November 11, 2010