Garfunkel

To laugh so hard that milk (or other liquid) shoots out of one's nose. Possibly derived from the sound made as a liquid is expelled from the nostrils or from the prominent nose of Art Garfunkel of the singing duo Simon and Garfunkel.

Stop joking around! I almost garfunkeled my Kool-Aid!

by KToTheDog September 1, 2011

Garfunkel

A term that can be used to substitute in for a curse word.

Person: I just nailed my hand to a post! Garfunkel!

by Tom Canty October 4, 2012

garfunkel

Someone that you can't tell if they are a boy or a girl.

Is that a dude?

No it's a garfunkel

by nigtig March 20, 2011

garfunkel

the practice of placing sheets of toilet paper around the seat in a public toilet so you don't catch anus germs.

from Simon and Garfunkel's album:
A Bridge Over Troubled Water

there's the public toilets, if you're that desperate, just garfunkel it.

by Kov August 1, 2007

garfunkel

to make up words

Example 1: Frindle is a classic garfunkeled word.

Example 2: Urban Dictionary is the capital of garfunkeling on the net.

by missmuffinface May 13, 2009

garfunkel

nocturnal gaseous discharge from the rectum

you garfunkeled so loudly last night, it woke me up from a sound sleep.

by mikaige June 11, 2006

Garfunkel

When you fart and your asscheeks smack against eachother so that they get numb

Guy 1: Oh no! i think im gonna let out a Garfunkel! tell my family that i love them.

Guy 2: Im so sorry bro i will always remember you.

Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by dinkelberries, puken January 17, 2020