gallito

A joint or spliff usually said and exchanged between compás.(homies)

That gallito got me in the clouds so high in the sky

by IAN NEO October 1, 2017

Galoot cologne

The driving force behind the story in the Frank Zappa concept album Thing-Fish.

"invented by an Evil Prince (and part-time theater critic) living underneath Virginia, to get rid of selected "highly-rhythmic individj'lls" (blacks) "an' sissy-boys" (gays)."
When the Evil Prince introduced this into the mashed potatoes of the inmates of "San Quentim" penitentiary, it turned them into hideous, unknown creatures known as "Mammy-Nuns".

Thing-Fish: "So, heah dey come wit de (galoot cologne), dump'nit all in de mash potatoes!

Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen!

Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts november!

Next thing y'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies...'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment!" (again, blacks)

by Harry-as-a-boy May 11, 2009

smiles per gallon

A play on the metric miles per gallon. Describes the overall fulfillment and enjoyment of a driving experience, rather than fuel economy. Used often in the car enthusiast community, when referencing vehicles that focus primarily on performance rather than daily drive-ability and convenience.

That car may suck up gas, but it makes up for it in smiles per gallon.

by DemonOfRazgriz June 15, 2018

Gallon Red

The nameless overly sugared crimson ambrosia of your local corner mart. Like kool-aid, but much cheaper and thicker. Gallon red refers to the red cherry/tropical flavors, but can be in other flavors as well: green (lime), blue (blue raspberry), orange, and questionably black (grape). Always cheap, never filling.

Yo lets hit up the corner mart and get some gallon red

by Pancho Lama April 2, 2007

gish-galloper

The Gish Gallop is a a debating/rhetorical technique that involves barraging an opponent with a haze of falsified statements, outright lies, and straw-man arguments. The unsuspecting opponent typically feels defenseless and frustrated against the attack and is unable to deflect it on the spot. It is named after creationism activist and professional debater Duane Gish.

Newt Gingrich is a notorious gish-galloper. In an exchange with Howard Dean he grossly distorted the facts concerning the number of Americans who would be forced into a government health insurance plan by making up the random number of 131 million:

"The way the bill in the House -- and we're talking about a specific bill -- the way the bill in the House would work, if your company didn't offer any insurance, they would pay an 8 percent tax on their personnel cost.

For most companies, that would be a net savings of 3 percent, 4 percent or 5 percent. One estimate by Lewin Associates (sic) is 131 million Americans will lose their private insurance and be pushed into a government plan."

by savagewo December 1, 2011

Bethany Joy Galeotti

Most talented Actress/Singer on Television
None can come close
One of the most beautiful people ever
One Tree Hill character-Haley James Scott
Wife of RL husband Michael Galeotii
Wife of Super stud Nathan Scott aka James Lafferty

Bethany Joy Galeotti the definition of beautiful in any way imaginable

by Just a Joy fan December 14, 2008

Gallows

1. An execution device where the victim is hanged from a wooden frame with rope.
2. An epic hardcore band from the United Kingdom.

Hang him on the gallows!

Hey! Have you listened to Gallows yet, you should.

by Trebor Rowland September 22, 2009