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gapholer

A driver who leaves an enormous amount of space between them and the next car, especially in a traffic jam.
That gapholer left enough room to let six big rig trucks get in front of them, and we are only doing 10 MPH!
by Maj. Dick Hertz December 14, 2017
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gashole

A person who exploits environment and society in order to take part in obtaining natural gas from deep shale deposits through unconventional hydraulic fracturing or fracking, which uses directional drilling and millions & millions of gallons of slickwater (water mixed with carcinogens), most of which is left underground along with other unknown substances.

Gasholes are common in regions of Appalachia where Marcellus Shale is currently being drilled and fracked. Gasholes are prominent in Tioga, Bradford, and Susquehanna Counties, in Pennsylvania, and in the town of Dimock, PA, especially, because Pennsylvania's regulations give natural gas companies many exemptions in addition to the exemptions afforded by the federal government. True gasholes do not care if your water well, your pond, your stream, or your land is contaminated by natural gas operations. You will know a gashole has been on site by the confused and disgruntled looks of their victims, who truly cannot believe that anyone would treat another human being the way they were just treated by the gashole, especially over something as simple as asking the gashole to acknowledge their responsibility for contaminating a person's water supply.

NOTE: Most gasholes drive white trucks; most are male. Some are third-party contractors.
Me: "Do you have a business card?"
Gashole: "Yes, but..."
Me: "...but the family you affected isn't allowed to call you?"
Gashole: "Right!"

Gashole, after HIS company contaminates YOUR water supply: "You're being unfair to us!"
by eponymous35733 September 23, 2011
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"GasHole" is a new documentary film about the history of oil prices and the future of alternative fuels.
by Upaj Os April 17, 2008
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Don't fart on my head, you gashole!
by BeardedFatass January 20, 2004
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gashole

The cheapskate driving in front of you going way under the speed limit just to get another 1mpg better fuel economy, despite the fact that there is a half mile long line of cars backed up behind him.
"Hey gashole, doesn't that Prius get good enough fuel economy without going 10mph below the speed limit? You're gonna' make me late for work."
by Mr.Scopes February 1, 2010
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gayhole

A word that, should it be viewed by someone, should make them feel disappointed in themselves. Usually written down, typed or broadcast via other media to catch people out.
*after reading the above*
AWW NAWW! I just got gayhole'd likes...
by tetris-p December 7, 2009
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Gashole

A person that drives up to a gas pump on the wrong side and has to stretch the hose over the car to obtain fuel.
Drive on the other side of the pump, don't be a gashole.
by runner zak November 6, 2018
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