Gaffa

Imaginary tape your life gets stuck in.

Person A: Suddenly my feet are feet of mud, it all goes slow-mo. I don't know why I'm crying...

Person B: You must be suspended in gaffa!

by Buster McGooo August 26, 2009

Gaffa Cake

Gaffa Cake, derived from GAF, Gay As Fuck, and Jaffa Cake, obviously.
Gaffa Cake, even gayer than GAF.

"Mate, dont be such a Gaffa Cake!"

by Gaffa As Fuck November 21, 2013

Gaffarena

A Fatherless figure with social problems in Maltese. (Used as an insult)

David: "Eeehh Foxx ommok qisek Gaffarena"
Terence: " Inbosslok f'halqek"

by Dronzi May 25, 2021

Jim Gaffigan

Pale

"...my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John."
-Jim Gaffigan

by aaargh i am not a pirate April 23, 2011

Gayfaggotry

Pertaining to something that is both homosexual and a bundle of sticks/a cigarette. Usually used in a humorous context.

Paul: "Hey Joey, whats your next class?"
Joey: "Pfft, advanced gayfaggotry. :/"
Paul: "Aww that sucks man, good luck with that shit."
Joey: "Thank you my good man."

by Jimmeh' PlusGin March 15, 2010

Gaffaw

a loud cackle, an unexpected burst of laughter in an off-beat moment.

Lauren gaffawed when Joe said he should have a son named Jonas, while at work on a serious advertising platypus.

by L-train burks October 14, 2008

gaffa tape and paper bag job

a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head

scary spice

by jamfsob August 6, 2003