fwanker

A wannabe-skater/wangster who also spikes their hair with loads of hair gel, is Irish, and plays football.

Ew, look at that fwanker over there! He's so gross!

by ibekelly March 28, 2009

fwanksta

a fwanksta is a poser gangsta from Finland. Used by people obsessed with crack whores, barbeques and Google

OMG! Did you see that pic I sent you of that band? They look like fwankstas.

by Brittney Sade July 1, 2006

Fwanktard

The ultimate insult. Mixture of fucking + wanker + retard. Fwanktard

Person 1: your a poopy head.
Person 2: Well, well your a fwanktard
Person 1: *crying*
Person 3: bro, you took it to far.

by Cbbge June 9, 2020

fwank bank

The fwank bank is part of the memory specifically reserved to retain the names of attractive people in order to later look them up on facebook and masterbate over pictures of them.

Ray: Man who was that bird, she was smoking like a bbq, i almost got a boner just looking at her.

Ollie: That was Jenny, she has a rack that would even make Jordan jealous. An you should see her profile picture it made my penis shed a tear.

Ray: Shit mate I'll save that name in my fwank bank for later.

by NBLisMassive October 11, 2010

fwang

Extemely gay cock, looking, hunting, searching for gay dick. Stops at nothing to find it. Will kill other fwang!

Hey, get that fwang off my kwang

by Dick Doctor July 3, 2003

FWANK

The act of Raping someones Facebook profile when they leave it logged in then realising you were actually logged into your own account therefore Fraping or face book raping yourself.

HaHa this will teach him to leave profile signed in "I sucked my own cock last nite"

Oh shit I wrote that on my own profile I just fwanked

by Hinge 81 January 16, 2011

Fwangle

Having enough confidence to try something new knowing there is a very high chance you're going to mess it up

I've never tried making my own fireworks before but I recon I could fwangle something together

by MK809401 October 2, 2020