Furret

1. A brown and beige ferret from the video game franchise Pokémon that is taller than an average human being. Don’t be fooled by its sweet face and tiny paws, this creature is huge and very nimble.
2. What used to be an internet meme (Furret walk)

Furret I choose you!
Furret lets go!
A wild Furret appeared !
Furret can walk.

by Gaboose824 June 3, 2020

furret pokemon

Furret is cute pokemon which is sadly weak, it would make good pet, but it would be a LARGE pet.

Yay! I caught a Furret pokemon.

by FurretLover August 10, 2017

futuretruth

a statement made when fiction is necessary, but you want a time limit on your lie to feel better about yourself and keep you out of hell. it's a lie now, but it will be true later. also a lie that is told if you don't plan to commit the act you are lying about again.

I told her I never slept with that girl. I don't tell lies, I tell futuretruths.

by Chuck K July 20, 2007

leaf furret

A term used to describe a type of user on Discord who generally has a Furret as their profile picture. They also tend to be offline most of the time, hence the "leaf," since it sounds like "leave." It's a terrible pun, but it is what it is.

<chat on discord>
Person A: Hey, can you talk right now? I wanna talk about bacon.
Person B: *No response.*
Person A: I know you're there. Stop ghosting me!
Person B: *No response.*
Person A: Stop being such a leaf furret, bro!

by who could i be??? April 8, 2020

futret

Scots term for ferret (a small, brown weasel-like mammal), often used to refer to an interfering woman

She was a nasty piece of work, always interfering and snappin' her head like a futret.

by mjv December 25, 2005

furret

A Pokemon from the second set(152-251) and the evolved form of Sentret. It sucks more than most of the first 151, but less than those from 252 onwards.

It is a normal type, based off of a ferret, upon which its name is a pun.

Look! Sentret is evolving
*evolving music*
Sentret evolved into Furret!

by Ronin Catholic November 23, 2007

Furret

An extremely annoying figure that will pull on hair and squeeze you to death. However, she is also a good friend that you can sort of rely on and is a great first grade locker mate. She is very good at braiding hair especially American girl dolls. She is very often available and loves to text you in the most inconvenient times. She is very awesome and LOOOOOOVES sugar.

Who ate all the brownies?

Oh, that was Furret!

by Daffy213 March 31, 2019