fartballs

A vicious, highly infectious disease in men that is spread when the groin region gets intentionally farted on by another person (not necessarily one with fartballs). Common symptoms are denial and irrational aggressiveness towards people named Michael.

Bob: Hey Michael, I heard Joey has fartballs
Michael:
Joey: I do not have fartballs! Fuck you, Michael!

by Jack Fitzy February 15, 2022

furbait

a creature from an Anime or cartoon that is certainly to grab attention from furries

Delphox is obvious furbait

by Arceus777 November 11, 2014

furberry

Fake Burberry. usually cheaply made, with four or more stripes instead of the usual three. Usually found on pykies, and brought for 99p at the local market.

by CG November 2, 2003

Furbillow

When a girl doesn't shave for a very long time and her vagina becomes a small jungle.

Guy 1: "I heard stacy has a furbillow"
Guy 2: "Yeah I heard John got lost in it"

"That hooker has a furbillow"

by Sceleratis November 14, 2015

Fartbanger

A fartbanger is defined as a 4 cylinder (4 banger) front wheel drive car equipped with an oversized muffler. It literally sounds as if someone is farting in an empty beer can. Typically these vehicles are driven by inexperienced drivers who derive thier skills and value set from playing Grand Theft Auto and watching Fast & Furious.

In example, any older model front wheel drive car is a perfect candidate to become a Fartbanger. Just hacksaw off the factory exhaust, slap on a crappy piece of junk megaphone type muffler and viola... You have a Fartbanger. Oh, don't forget to add a really dumb looking spoiler and maybe some stickers too.

by Jason L71 December 9, 2007

Furbaphobia

The fear of Furbys

Me:"Aaaaaahhh! Furby! GET AWAY!"
Friend:"I think you have furbaphobia.."

by Doodlebob108 February 15, 2008

Chez Furblur

a moderately sloppy, hairy fat man with a heart of gold and a love of cheese (A Dom DeLuise type fuck). Usually can spend about 45 minutes to an hour sampling cheeses at a gourmet market.

"That plane trip to the keys last month was a bitch. The guy sitting next to me was a sloppy fuck. A real Chez Furblur, ya know?"

by ausm bullocks September 19, 2011