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furlousis

An abnormal condition of the mind resulting in a loss of contact with reality brought upon by the announcement of impending furloughs. A merging of the words psychosis and furlough. Usually experienced by government employees during a time of sequestration.
Bob's mail hasn't been delivered in two days due to the workers at the post office suffering from severe cases of furlousis.

For a government employee, George was getting a lot of work done until his furlousis started acting up.
by DC Derailleurs November 1, 2013
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A Farrow

1.A person able to talk about yet not actually do an activity.

2. Possessing a vast and more often than not useless collection of information on a particular subject and being unable to adequately perform or accomplish said subject.
Mike :"Dude, Bob sure knows alot about air traffic control"

Jimmy :"Maybe, but throw a headset on him with some planes in the air and he chokes up like an asian hooker on a black mans dick"

Mike :"No shit... He's a farrow... What a bitch!"
by The Creep August 8, 2009
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Robert Ferroni

A god, one of a kind, can't get any better sorry

Tougher than nails, autodidact, too intelligent to be here
Everyone was fighting until Robert Ferroni came in, the chaos stopped.
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FurCon

FurCons (aka Furry conventions) are social interactions among furry fandom members—people who are interested in anthropomorphic and fictional characters with human characteristics. At the conventions, fans exchange ideas and information, buy merchandise (i.e. paintings/drawings), and participate in entertainment and recreation (i.e. friendly competitions/games).
Hey (name), you going to the FurCon this year?
by RandomFurryLover August 19, 2010
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furiously masturbating

A type of masturbating practiced by reclusives who fear that their masturbatory time may be limited.

This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.
Instead of playing beer pong and sleazing on grimbos, Alex spent the night in his room, furiously masturbating.
by AXAdartmouth April 16, 2009
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Furloughism

Movement or belief that supports the upcoming furlough and embraces all that it has to offer. Some of its wonderful offerings consist of but are not limited to, lots of time off if you are a federal employee and the joy of watching those people panic who thought life was a joke and spent every cent they made instead of saving some.
Person A – Boy this furlough is great. I am going golfing tomorrow, gonna day drink tomorrow and get sloppy drunk, and then be hungover the following day and do nothing except eat and scratch my balls.

Person B – Yeah, this is the life bro. And how about those scumbag losers who are at the food kitchen. Hahaha. I bet they are happy they got the iPhone4, those 300 dollar shoes, and that new Mercedes! God bless furloughism!
by Spendthrift April 24, 2011
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Furlochieving

When you over-achieve at under-achieving.
Fil: Did you see Trevor crying in his beer?

Tim: He's 11pm drunk at 9pm. Definitely furlochieving.
by Xape October 21, 2015
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