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furloughcation

A vacation that is taken during unpaid furlough days, which you are forced to take because of the crappy economy. Pluses: time off! Minuses: pay cut. But hey, you still have a job.
"So what are you doing on your furloughcation days?" "Oh, I thought I'd work on my guitar solos and maybe play some video games. Woo, furloughcation."
by brassratgirl October 22, 2009
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Furloaded

The practice of U.S. Government non-essential employees and contractors spending their furlough days getting drunk
I'm a non-essential employee of the Department of Agriculture and since I'm not allowed to go to work today, I'm going to get a case of beer and get furloaded.
by Firebrand deluxe October 4, 2013
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Furloafer

A furloafer is a person who is taking advantage of the coronavirus furlough scheme to do very little.
Chris is spending his furlough time just loafing around the house watching telly and drinking beer. He has become a total furloafer.
by Jollyer May 26, 2020
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The Furlong poke

The act of poking someone on Facebook to get them to add you.
Person-1: Poke
...wait
Person 2 : Pokes back
Person 1 :Adds
Person 2 : Accepts

Friend 1- Hey man, did you give her The Furlong Poke?
Friend 2- Yeah dude I Furbie poked the shit out of her

Verb-To give them the Furbie
by BrumBrum October 19, 2012
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furlough envy

With the downturn in the economy some companies are instituting a work furlough. Unpaid time off, with a guarantee to return to work. Most furloughs are 1-5 days off a month. Furlough envy is when someone is jealous of someone else's unpaid time off.
Dude, did you hear Jack's company is doing a 10 percent work furlough? Damn, that's fucking sweet. I've got a bitchin' case of furlough envy.
by bitchslapmonkey May 8, 2009
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furlough tourettes

The act of uncontrollably erupting into a profanity laced hate-bomb directed at Governor Schwarzenegger each and every time the word “furlough” is heard, (most commonly diagnosed in California state workers).
"Furlough, f@cking bullsh&t, c*cksucker. I'd like to furlough that motherf#cker right in his five foot nothing ass!" said Bill.

Sadly, this is yet another sad case of furlough tourettes.
by the honkey donkey August 7, 2009
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Furlough Beer

Beer that is consumed by students of the California State University system when their class(es) have been subjected to mandatory furloughs.

Furlough Beer often leads to more drinking of beer that is technically Non-Furlough. However, a strong argument can be made that any and all beer consumed from the start time of the first furloughed class to the start time of the next non-furloughed class is still technically Furlough Beer.
"I didn't know today was a furlough day! Let's go to (insert campus bar) for some Furlough Beer!"
by Muhammed Shibaz Moqito January 12, 2010
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