furl 

Crank thought to be crystal meth that those Jones county, Mississippi boys smoke on tin furl.

Jones County Redneck 1: "Hey man you got any furl?"

Jones County Redneck 2: "Hell you son, I got that fire, you didn't know?"

furl by king Pin December 27, 2004

furl 

verb - (rhymes with girl) to roll up or curl up a large, possibly ungainly piece of fabric or paper in order to more easily carry or store it. Often used with up. (to furl up something)

"After the conquering flag was unfurled, they decided to claim another spot on the mountain and furled it back up and carried it off."

"Rapunzel furled up her long blond tresses in a bun to prevent the Prince from gaining access to the tower."

furl by Defgrl May 22, 2008

furl 

a funny girl
girl expressed as "gurl"
a girl who is fantabulous, and silly.
flails on occasion.

"HEY FURL"
"oh look at that furl~!"
"your pretty furly today ~~"
"oh jennys so furlicious lately !"

furl by baaayyylaaay May 12, 2008

Fuddy Furl 

The sweetest and sexiest girl ever that is also clumsy and messy eater.

Yo who dat baddie that is sweet up from the feet up but dang why she getting food all over her shirt?
Oh she a straight up Fuddy Furl.

Fuddy Furl by cupersunt May 23, 2021

furlousis 

An abnormal condition of the mind resulting in a loss of contact with reality brought upon by the announcement of impending furloughs. A merging of the words psychosis and furlough. Usually experienced by government employees during a time of sequestration.

Bob's mail hasn't been delivered in two days due to the workers at the post office suffering from severe cases of furlousis.

For a government employee, George was getting a lot of work done until his furlousis started acting up.

furlousis by DC Derailleurs November 1, 2013

Furloughism

Movement or belief that supports the upcoming furlough and embraces all that it has to offer. Some of its wonderful offerings consist of but are not limited to, lots of time off if you are a federal employee and the joy of watching those people panic who thought life was a joke and spent every cent they made instead of saving some.

Person A – Boy this furlough is great. I am going golfing tomorrow, gonna day drink tomorrow and get sloppy drunk, and then be hungover the following day and do nothing except eat and scratch my balls.

Person B – Yeah, this is the life bro. And how about those scumbag losers who are at the food kitchen. Hahaha. I bet they are happy they got the iPhone4, those 300 dollar shoes, and that new Mercedes! God bless furloughism!

Furloughism by Spendthrift April 24, 2011

Furlochieving 

When you over-achieve at under-achieving.

Fil: Did you see Trevor crying in his beer?

Tim: He's 11pm drunk at 9pm. Definitely furlochieving.

Furlochieving by Xape October 21, 2015