Furd

Starts off as a Fart and ends as a Turd

That might have been a Furd. I better go check myself.

by maddmannn April 17, 2009

Furd

Fart (unexpectedly) followed by a turd.

Billy: Oh damn, I crapped my pants!
Mary: Furd?
Billy: Yep.

by nightbreed666 October 16, 2013

Furd

A fart that smells exactly (and suspiciously) like a turd.

Dude, did you just furd or is there a pile of shit under the couch?

by mbmb68 January 18, 2009

Furd

Acronym for fucking turd. Used in place of turd, when more upset.

You're such a furd sometimes.

by Ryan N October 6, 2005

Furd

This distasteful affliction, also known as a dingleberry, is an entanglement of cat turd in the cat's fur, usually in the buttock area. Furds occur most frequently in long-haired cats which are not fastidious about personal hygiene.

Fluffy's righteous furds required one person to hold her down and another, armed with gloves and scissors, to remove them from her tail and backside.

by Sue Douhnim October 23, 2008

Furd

A gentleman who sniffs ladies bicycle seats.

Sir William Belvoir had a penchant for sniffing the parlour maid's bicycle seat. His Butler was at a loss to describe what his master did - so used the sound that Sir William made ... Furd!

by Gentleman Jim March 29, 2012

Furd

A Fake Word or Faux Word that ACTUALLY makes sense but was created by you and friends to put on Urban Dictionary

Tallon: We havent come up with a new Furd in a while...
Kramer: I Know its been such a long time!

by TaLLoN7 March 1, 2009