Non fumbling of the bag

When you manage to claim a LDW and somehow don't manage to fuck it up as per usual. As mostly seen in Revs

*taxi to theirs* At least we can say there was an occurrence of non fumbling of the bag tonight, *gives kermit car look*

by BotLikeBehaviour January 8, 2022

fanny fumbling

when a virgin nerd, trying to impress his girlfriend, trying desperately to find where to shove his cock, without success

little jonny cant find his cock so he is fanny fumbling

by cockdickshittitbastard November 20, 2009

Side Fumbling

Side Fumbling is six hydrocoptic marzlevanes fitted to a lunar-wayne shaft.
Side Fumbling is also something a guy named Bruce does.

The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

As Bruce says, "Side Fumbling, that's what I do, Side Fumbling."

by DUnit1984 June 28, 2021

furtling

The use of ones hands to simulate or create the impression of anatomical features in a postcard or photograph. This practice was more commonly for entertainment purposes rather than overt sexual gratification.

In an era before radio and television, Furtling was a somewhat common parlor phenomenon in the Victorian era.

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

Severe Fumbling Syndrome

When you fumble a baddie so tremendously bad that it’s the only thing you can think about

Person 1: He has been acting weir lately
Person 2: Yea, he is suffering Severe Fumbling Syndrome

by DeBlobba September 29, 2022

bum-fumbling

To have no direction, goals or ambition. To be lazy, slothful. To go through life aimlessly.

Lakessa has been bum-fumbling all year by moving and being evicted from five residences in 12 months.

by Puma&Panther January 25, 2023

furtling

The practice of cutting holes in the genital areas of people in photographs, then inserting one's fingers as a means of deriving sexual pleasure.

I cut a hole in Jenny's picture, then furtled her for hours.

by Stan B. July 25, 2006