button on a fur coat

A small penis among a mound of pubic hair resembling a button in a fur coat.

"Did you see Ryan's tiny schlong? It looks like a button in a fur coat."

Did you see Ryan's schlong? It looked like the button on a fur coat.

by cakesnshit November 8, 2014

All fur coat and no knickers

Phrase to describe a showy and seemingly elegant woman who in reality is vulgar and sexually immoral.

See her, don't be fooled, she's all fur coat and no knickers.

by brigante November 12, 2005

button on a fur coat

"A penis that is so small, it resembles a button on a fur coat amongst the pubic hair."

"His penis was so small that it resembled a button on a fur coat."

by Teddy November 3, 2003

alaskan fur coat

when a woman is extremely hairy, to the point where they look like they are wearing a bear pelt for a coat.

girl 1: OMG where did you get that bear pelt?
girl 2: what are you talking about? im naked
girl 1: gross... you have an alaskan fur coat goin on!

by capri sun November 27, 2006

rip in a fur coat

a 1970s hairy vagina, often the unkempt type that you may have seen prior to the Brazilian revolution.

id take a run at a "rip in a fur coat" right about now!

by Wierdly Gruesome April 19, 2006

Canadian Fur Coat

Pubic hair. Specifially crotch pubic hair.

He pulled down his pants and he was sporting a really warm Canadian fur coat.

by Ersatzverite July 15, 2023

fag burn in a fur coat

Prefixed with “he would go for” , relating to a habitually unfussy gentleman who would target any useable hole in which to place his throbbing urgent member .

That desperate fucker would go for a fag burn in a fur coat

Dennis was not fussy where he put his cock. To be quite honest , he would go for a fag burn in a fur coat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023