Functional Stoner

A person who gets stoned with a certain amount of bud but however, he or she is still at their full capacity to do certain tasks without an issue. A functional stoner can go to work or a public place and act completely normal as if they're not stoned.

John: You seen the video where Bob Marley smokes a lot of bud and then get back in the studio?
David: Yea damn how was he able to pull that off?
John: Dude, he is a functional stoner that's why

by RaphDaGwapMan August 18, 2013

functional idiot

A person who isn't real bright, but is capable, and sometimes very good, at enough things in life to succeed.

Tim is a functional idiot. He may be a little slow, but he's a great mechanic, and is well liked around the shop.

by someguy1985 November 7, 2015

Function

Coined in the Bay Area in California, a "function" is another word for a party

Did you see him at the function last night? The boy was giggin'.

by Grace M for Composition Class October 10, 2019

Funnythetic

a combination of something hilarious yet sad. Like someone trying to make you feel jealous by attempting to hook up with you'r friends, whilst they all reject him/her.

L : George keeps trying it on with all my firends to try and make me jealous.
D : OMG thats so funnythetic
L : what does that mean?
D : funny + pathetic, a giggle but pretty sad at the same time.

by DanJBrown May 18, 2009

the speech function

without this useful little tool, Stephen Hawking would not have a voice.

also, you wouldn't be able to mix hilarious but mildly racist terms together in a high pitched robot voice.

"Siyock!!"
"What the hell?"
"Oh sorry, that was the speech function on my Mac"

by wambulance June 12, 2009

Functionally Nude

Functionally nude subjects are those who are wearing a decent amount of clothing, but their main sexual regions (i.e. the breasts and pussy, and occasionally ass) are left exposed.

The nudity is functional because they are only nude enough to function in during sex

Daryl: You seemed to be ploughing Jessica behind the counter at the bar last night but she was wearing clothes?
Jake: Oh, yeah, She was only Functionally Nude

by Gzoom August 31, 2017

Funattractive

A funattractive person is someone who is fairly unattractive yet fairly fun to hang out with.

Tom: Hey, how was hanging out with that chick last night?
Jeff: It was a lot of fun. We played Modern Warfare 2 all night and then watched LOST. She's really cool to hang out with.
Tom: That's awesome. Too bad she doesn't have the looks.
Jeff: Yeah, she's pretty funattractive.

by markhimself46 February 13, 2010