Fumundaman

Fumundaman: (Fum-unda-man) noun:

Any person who looks or smells like a huge pile of Fumunda Cheese. He would be a fumundaman.

Zack: Man that Roger needs to douche!
Josh: Yeah he sure is a Fumundaman!

by Your Dead Granny October 15, 2009

shit fumes

1. The stench that lingers like an evil apparition following the act of defecation.
2. A portent of the aforementioned act.

"OMG open the window you bastard, your shit fumes are choking me"

by UrbanSport November 11, 2012

Fukushima

(1) A reference to the nuclear power plant disaster in Fukushima, Japan.

(2) Explosive rupture of the rectal containment vessel due to intestinal reactor meltdown — creating a vast, uninhabitable dead zone for several centuries.

Stay away from the bathroom — I just did a Fukushima.

That big bean burrito gave me a Fukushima.

Uh oh — where's the toilet? I think I just ate a Fukushima burger.

by WeMayGotJokes April 4, 2011

fumunda

A not-so pleasent aromatic combination of ball sweat and naturally occuring body odor - originating on, around or from under (fumunda) one's testicles

a.k.a. - dick cheese

Hey ladies, would you care for some fumunda cheese with your wine?

Heh, Fumunda? I've never heard of that. Where is it from?

Fumunda my nuts!

by Munda November 20, 2002

Meat Fumes

Odiferous eminations resulting from an all protein diet.

1. After Maynard ate that whole chicken, the meat fumes coming from the shitter were unbearable.

by Dr. Gert B. Froab October 20, 2007

poo fumes

The lingering foul smell that follows a person who has recently evacuated their bowels. Often intensified in confined spaces e.g. on a transatlantic economy class flight.

"I say Reginald, that fellow appears to be dragging an odour around with him since visiting the toilet."

"Don't worry Edith, that's just his poo fumes."

by gangstahippo January 2, 2013

pussy fumes

the unpleasant smell on one's fingers or penis after inserting them into an unclean or funky smelling vagina, or smelled just by putting one's face too close to or actually on it

"I went over to the girl's place, and we got into it. Once I got home, I realized I needed to wipe down my steering wheel because it smelled of pussy fumes."

by highlyopinionated July 20, 2013