full house

A huge dump of shit (that may even break the surface of the water), which beats the flush.

a: Hey sir! I've just shat a full house!

b: Christ ye'll have to give it a righ royal flush to shift it.

by Steviethehibby June 1, 2007

full house

Cards: In poker, 3 of one card and two of another.
TV: A crappy show, starring John Stamos.
The only significance is it is the first appearance of the Olsen twins.

Full house sucks.

by Zach G. November 16, 2003

full house

Three in the pink, two in the stink....

She was such a whore, all five of us gave her a full house!

by piccolopav March 13, 2005

full house

When a woman is giving a guy a BJ, and she puts his balls in his mouth while his dick is still in there

"dude, she gave me a full house--she took it all in"

by Tempestuous Ice May 15, 2003

full house

when you're 69ing with a girl and just before you cum, you ram your fist up her ass

Me and the old lady were doing each other and just as I was about to fill her mouth I gave her the full house.

by henry dicule August 3, 2008

full house

being infected with both syphilis and gonorrhoea.

i wish i hadn't fucked thunderthighs, she gave me a full house.

by Dunky Oggins November 14, 2003

Full House

1. Early 90s show focused on family values and homosexuality.
2. Doing a Bob Saget, John Stamos, and Dave Collier simultaneously.

I've done 3 full houses this week.

by L. Roman July 16, 2006