Fudge Monkey

Monkey made out of Fudge DUH!!!

Ur MOM is such a fudge Monkey.

by arelys91 July 23, 2007

fudge monkey

A shit stabber,chutney ferret,uphill gardener etc. In other words, a homosexual male that engages in promiscuous unprotected anal sex.

"That George Michael is a right Fudge Monkey!"

by ioxothoth September 14, 2007

fudge monkey

racial slur for ghetto, wild, and ignorant African Americans

them dirty fudge monkeys were jumping around and talking loud in the resturant

by gangstaliciouc December 21, 2008

chocolate fudge monkey

Instead of swear words like fuck, shit, ect, ect, chocolate fudge monkey can be used.

Could also be used as a bad insult.

*stabs toe* Chocolate fudge monkey!!

by julz R. February 7, 2007

fudge monkey

The occassional result of anal sex between a man and a man or a man and a woman. This occurs after the man withdraws his penis and it is covered with fecal matter.

Yo, bro, you gave me a fudge monkey. Why didn't you douche?

by Rosie's Dad May 5, 2005

South Haven Fudge monkey

Split a banana in half, smear it with peanut butter, sprinkle chocolate chips on it. Fold it up and ram it up a girls ass. Fuck her doggy style until the chocolate melts, then pull out banana, cum on it and eat it together.

Over labor day we went to South Haven, Mi and AND i gave my girlfriend a South Haven Fudge Monkey

by firelane23 October 19, 2008

fudgemonkeys

Used as an explative in situations where fuckmonkeys and fuckamonkey can not be (like school or work)

"Oh, fudgemonkeys!" When you realy want to say fuckmonkeys.

by Andrew March 18, 2005