this fucks

This shit is great, life changing, amazing.

This fucks heavy

by BabyJesusINTHEWOMB February 13, 2018

Zero Fucks

to not care about anything

I don't give a fuck. zero fucks.

by SilverMoxFox June 11, 2011

sucks monkey fucks

*Really* sucking. Really being bad, beyond words. Usually applied to old, (S)NES video games but can also be used when sucking at doing something.

AVGN: It sucks so much it fucks. It fucks so much it sucks. It sucks monkey fucks.

by avgn_fan42 September 4, 2010

Fucks and Friends

People who watch only Fox News and can't see it as fake news.

Well, I can see by talking to you that you watch Fox News and think real news reporters are enemies of the people. Therefore, you are a Fucks and Friends kind of person.

by Fed up August 4, 2018

Fucks Given

When you no longer care about something

And not a single fuck was given that day. Fucks given

by Tumblewoolyweed July 7, 2018

fuckmyeyes

It all started from a page on instagram aiming at pleasuring the eyes as much as sexual interaction pleasures the body.
It can also be used in a fucked up thing or situation.

i saw a man driving a cabrio car in the rain today.. fuckmyeyes

by nosauce May 22, 2019

Fucks

The standard unit of measurement used to describe the amount an individual cares about something.

Fucks are an unofficial part of the metric system and follow the same rules. ie: one-thousand fucks are equal to one kilofuck.

The fuck is almost always used to describe how little someone cares about something and the amount of fucks someone gives can be detected by a fuck-o-meter.

Guy 1: You ready for the spanish exam today?
Guy 2: nope.
Guy 1: I was up studying all night and I'm still screwed.
Guy 2: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given*

by No fucks given July 18, 2011