fuckwit

any living organism capable of rationalisation skills but rather chooses to put aside any common sense and reason and mindlessly fucks-up (blunders and turns to shit) everything this waste of life and bane on existance happens upon. such entities often times also possess tendencies to verbalize and promote their opinions,thoughts,and feelings as though they were rules of nature and uncompromising truths and universal fact

some fuckwit sideswiped my car today while it was parked inside the garage blamed global warming and the gay agenda.

my fuckwit nephew knocked-up both his sister twice last year.

by grandmakunt June 10, 2016

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fuckshilling

A fuckshilling is a person whose worth in value is outweighed by their own ego or false pride; usually resulting in backbiting.

"Hey, look here ya little fuckshilling when are you going to come up with something original?"

"Look another fuckshilling commenting on my blog!"

An example of a fuckshilling:

Hi there. You are an idiot because you do not agree with me and I will make your life miserable because I cannot handle the truth.

That is a fuckshilling.

by MadesiccLives April 22, 2010

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fuckshitbollockscunt

The expletive of all expletives, this should be reserved for use under only the most extreme of circumstances e.g. you spill bong-mix onto shagpile carpet

"FUCKSHITBOLLOCKSCUNT I SPILT THE BONG MIX ON THE CARPET! THERE'S A WHOLE OUNCE IN THE FUCKING CARPET!! FUCKSHITBOLLOCKSCUNT!!"

by Fludence March 9, 2009

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Fuckshitmotherfucker-ohgodamit

A reaction to any offensive, puzzling, or comical event.
(When saying this word, make sure to raise the pitch of your voice throughout the entire word)

"I saw this kid walking down the hallway without any trousers, and I was like, ‘Fuckshitmotherfucker-ohgodamit!’"

Jimmy Febitze was being called a pansy in interior design class. After an insult was thrown his way he yelled, "Fuckshitmother-ohgodamit!"

Slippery told his friend Pete a very funny joke, in reaction to the punchline, Pete let out a shrill "Fuckshitmothrfucker-ohgodamit."

by Clayton Liberty April 1, 2008

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