fuckwipe

an undesirable individual; someone of inferior intellect; often used following a grievous mistake.

jesus you're such a fuckwipe -- i don't have insurance.

by burn newncan February 15, 2005

Throbbing Fuck Pipe

A thick veiny cock that one uses to probe a hole for intercourse.

Did you fuck her in the ass with your throbbing fuck pipe?!

by Luka Broad December 22, 2013

fuck pipe

The most filthy word possible for female genitalia (ie cunt)

Jessifer: "Ive got a stupid name"
Mike: "Yeah, you fat fuck pipe!"

by Jessifer and mike January 7, 2006

Microwaveable Fuckpile

Frozen foods usually involving no preparation other than heating in the microwave, especially foods of limited nutritional value. Examples would be pizza bites and mini tacos usually consumed by college students.

"No wonder Steve is a fatass, all he eats is microwaveable fuckpile."

by telefpreen February 15, 2009

workplace fuckpile

An instance in which several co-workers, usually within a bar or restaurant, have engaged in sexual relations or fellatio with multiple other co-workers, resulting in overlap of sexual partners amongst those co-workers.

John has been fucking Sally for the last week, but just last week Sally was blowing her manager, Steve, and John was screwing Steve's ex girlfriend who now works in the kitchen, and now it's become a "workplace fuckpile."

by the workplace monitor April 15, 2013

Fuckpiece

1.(n)- A crazy person.
2. (n) - a porno
3. (n)- a boner.
4. (n)- comrade.
5. (n)- a douche bag/fucker.
6. (n)- a douchebag fucker.
7. (n)- a temptrous woman who does not put out.

1. You are loco - a total fuckpiece.
2. I'm tired as all heck bro - just spent all day jackin' off to some fuckpieces.
3. Suzie, stop lusting after my huge fuckpiece.
4. This is for all my fuckpieces back in Atlanta.
5. Get out of here, you dumb fuck piece!
6. Georgia had to go to the hospital. She had a douche lodged in her vagina. What a sad fuckpiece.
7. I hate Sharon. She's a blue ballin' fuckpiece.

by lil fuckpiece March 12, 2009

fuckpiece

A gun that you fuck.

In some cases, can result in catastrophic damage to the genitals.

Eddie blew his dick off with his fuckpiece.

by TripleAnon February 7, 2009