fish fuck

to get a blow job off a carp

Little johnny put his john in two tone the fat mirror carp and gave it a little fish fuck

by Fishergimp March 3, 2007

Fish Fuck

1. Fucking someone with a fish. Which is quite disturbing however... related to the Edgewater Inn (and mudsharksO and the incident involving a young woman and a lobster.

2. The act of fish engaging in intercourse.

3. A popular GWAR song... also related to fucking an animal.

1. You slut, I'm going to fuck you with a fish!

2. The whales were having a little fish fuck.

3. At the show last night, GWAR played Fish Fuck.

by toee February 10, 2006

fish fuck

Slang for water.

Water ain't nuthin but fish fuck.

by kreecher September 25, 2003

jump in the water and fuck the fish

a great offer, deal, or bargain that, if it was made, the person would immediately act

If he sold his 2009 Mercedes for $5000, I would jump in the water and fuck the fish.

by KingsGambit66 July 3, 2009

filipino fish fuck

When two filipinos have sex, preferably the idaho spud fuck position, and the man inserts a special goldfish from the filipino rivers into his penis hole, which allows his sperm to become fish eggs, immediately turning the female ovaries into coral reefs upon impact

My girl doesnt want to do anal so I gave her the filipino fish fuck to teach her a lesson

by Bcay43 March 18, 2015

Fart-Fish-Fuck

Simple Redneck guidelines to live by...

Jeb- "What do you want to do today Zeb?"
Zeb "I don't know, we can either watch the grass grow or I guess we can do what we always do"
Jeb "Fart-Fish-Fuck it is..Ill get my pole ready"

by Stains and Smears April 25, 2018

Fish fuck

When you fuck a girl and her pussy smells like fish.

I fish fucked my girl last night but it was all good.

by Sudan January 13, 2019