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fuck your horse

The phrase "fuck your horse" is used when someone tramples over you by a indestructable horse in battlefield 1.
Nigga "fuck your horse" .
by Tippmax August 1, 2017
mugGet the fuck your horsemug.

Go fuck a horse

You couldnt if you tried
m8 i told barry to go fuck a horse yesterday but he went for a beer instead
by _QuebeC_ April 18, 2017
mugGet the Go fuck a horsemug.

fuck a horse of somebody

to have a very exciting and/or powerful sexual act with somebody which usually leads to very strong full-body orgasm
Man, I really need to fuck a horse of somebody.
Geez, you totally fucked a horse of me girl.
Yesterday she told me that i fucked a horse of her.
by dur1nko February 11, 2010
mugGet the fuck a horse of somebodymug.

Fuck you and your horse

When telling somebody off, especially those who offend you in all senses (odour, appearance, tone of voice, impression of Tony Danza, etc.) you can say "Fuck you and your horse!" This basically states that you hate everything about them, because the "horse" is an analogy for what they bring with them. This meaning is strong mostly because you also hate their "horse" just because they own it, and for no other reason. You can also add-on things that they like, do, or carry around with them, this adds a personalization.
You:"Oh shit it's Johnson. I hate that guy."
Friend:"You should tell him off."
You:"Hey, Johnson!"
Johnson:"Yeah?"
You:"Fuck you and your horse."
Friend:"And your fucking coffee!"

<A man budges you in line at the supermarket>
You: Hey <taps guy on shoulder> You budged me.
Guy:Yeah, so what?
You: So fuck you and your horse. Back of the line, asshole.

<A person is next to you on the transit, talking on the phone way too loud>
You:Hey, Chatty Kathy!
CK: one sec-- Yeeah?
You: Fuck you, your horse, and your cell phone.
by off.a.plane June 2, 2010
mugGet the Fuck you and your horsemug.

fucking horse shit

This web site.
by the bearer of truth November 6, 2003
mugGet the fucking horse shitmug.
A stronger way of saying the phrase, "fuck you and the horse you rode in on".
{Chris}: Todd, it's your turn to clean the Collecto* out tonight.
{Todd}: Christ, I cleaned the fucking thing last night and the night before! Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!

* The Collecto (abbr. for the Winston CollectraMatic) is the pressurised deep fat fryer used for preparing Original Recipe chicken at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
by Telephony July 29, 2014
mugGet the fuck you and the horse that rode you inmug.

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