Fuckbeans

1. An obscenity which is used to show a person has made a mistake or an accident has occured

Oh FUCKBEANS, i've lost my work
FUCKBENS, where is he/she

by Bob Bobberson November 17, 2003

Fuckberry Muffin

For use when describing an especially attractive woman, whom you would like to have sexual intercourse with.

Joe- "Wow, look at that woman!"
Fred- "She looks like a damn fuckberry muffin."
Joe- "Indeed."

by fuck.berry.muffin. December 6, 2010

fucknear

a close call
a wake up call

As we were driving we fucknear hit a deer!

That kid fucknear drowned!

Oh My!I thought I was fucknear going to die!

by charpink July 25, 2007

Fuckbars

Derived from the German word "furchtbar", meaning frightful, simply because one or more individuals thought "furchtbar" sounded like, seriously or humerously, "fuckbars". Its current use has no relationship to the source word; it is used as an expression of disappointment or, occasionally, anger.

1. Aw fuckbars, the toilet is stopped up again.
2. Fuckbars! That hurt!

by Funny-German July 9, 2012

fuckbeans

A word usually used as an expression of frustration or anger.

Guy 1: Dude, did you bring in your homework?

Guy 2: Fuckbeans!

by Martin Thomas July 9, 2003

fuckbeast

Derogatory term for a partner used exclusively for sexual intercourse.

John has no respect for Martha, she is nothing more than a fuckbeast for him on lonely Saturday nights.

by tru@ December 15, 2004

Fuckboard

A tool, usually a 2x4 or a broomstick, used to hold a woman's fat out of the way so you can fuck her.

"Holy Shit! That woman's fat! How did anyone ever get her pregnant?"
"They must have used a fuckboard"

by JP in IA April 14, 2015