Fuckage

All encompassing; all things that fuck or are fucked

Embrace the fuckage.

by Sock (butthurt) Monkey January 8, 2011

fuckagizing

when you apologize to someone by fucking them, its sort of like make up sex

after betsy and bob fought, i walked into their house the next day and was suprised to see them fuckagizing on the kitchen counter.

by raid adam January 12, 2008

Fuckage

When you get involved with a person with baggage, an you know they have tons of fucking baggage. But you still proceed to be involved with and help this someone. So you moved past just being fucked A little, your fucked ALOT! baggage~fucked= fuckage!

Dang man, I didnt just get fucked over. I got the whole fuckage package, with this one.

by Binky529 November 12, 2019

Fuckage

when an object is messed up, but not broke.

Because i grind on the right side, the right pedal has more fuckage than the left pedal. GAT DAMMIT

by seth wants dreads July 15, 2003

Fuckage

IS fuckable or Material able to be fucked

Dude, that is some fuckage over there. See her/him.

by Elizabeth0001 August 27, 2007

fuckaging

The kind of impossible packaging that hurts you/makes you scream "FUCK! FUCK!! FUUUUUCK!" when you're trying to open it.

"I sliced off my left thumb when I had to use a chef's knife to get through the fuckaging on my new USB drive. FUCK! that hurt."

by dolly llama October 12, 2009

Fuckage

Like mileage, but for sexual intercourse.

I’ve gotten a lot of fuckage lately.

My thirty-year-old virgin brother is super jealous of my fuckage.

by Emery1 May 31, 2021