fuck beans

An action one can perform when they are currently experiencing sexual frustration. Simply find a bean big (or small) enough and fuck the living daylights out of it.

I couldnt get any lovin' so I resorted to having to fuck beans.

by Tapeworm Tapeworm July 1, 2004

Fuck-Beans

"FUCK BEANS!" is something shouted when you're pure raging at something and/or somecunt

" Ah fuck-beans, I was going to have a munch of that "

" Fuck-beans, I think the prostitute I got up last night's choked on her crunchy nut "

by Jamie Sebastian May 3, 2007

fuck beans

Extremely spicy pork and beans

Whoa! Those fuck beans are frickin' hot, yo!

by Willenholly September 6, 2003

Fuck beans

Beans that have been fermenting in the male buttocks for an extensive amount of time.

Yo bro can I have your fuck beans

by Beanboi123 March 12, 2019

Fuck beans

Expressing that the person told this should fuck beans because they get no bitches.

Fuck beans idiot

by Woop of thy cool July 5, 2025

fuck 'em & feed 'em beans

# when you have no regards for a person, race or group of people, in which you may have differences, then "fuck 'em" (in the sense of screw them or to hell with them) and "feed 'em beans" (as in the they don't deserve anything of any value from your world)

The boys down the street won't let us into their group so I say "fuck 'em & feed 'em beans." They don't deserve the time of day from me.

by madmyke September 15, 2010

fuckbeans

an exclamation; especially one of disgust, frustration, or defeat.

Teacher: You get to be the tree in our next play!
You: Fuckbeans!

by Daenon and Oron December 26, 2002