On My Way To Fuck Your Bitch

Something you say when you're on your way to fuck someone's bitch.

Person 1: "How you doing, bro?"
Person 2: "Not much, just on my way to fuck your bitch."

by That Dude, Bro April 26, 2014

Go fuck yourself

A colorful method of telling someone to either; a) shut the fuck up
b) go the fuck away
c) go annoy the fuck out of someone else
d) an all inclusive phrase of general distaste which includes a-c as well

Practice safe sex & go fuck yourself...

by Wsntmewsntyou June 10, 2018

national fuck your friend day

on April 9th you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend

I cant wait to shag my friend Tim, tomorrow its national fuck your friend day

by medium dick mike April 8, 2021

fuck your shit up

(v) Refers to inflicting damage or violence; can be done by ruining a business, venture, stealing one's girlfriend, or in any upsetting or ruining one's life.

"Yeah, you enjoy that fuckin' donut. I'm about to fuck your shit up."

by Lambnesio September 16, 2008

how about you go fuck yourself

expression that usually is a retort to a "how about you" question

"How about you sell your house?"
"How about you go fuck yourself."

by Jordster June 14, 2014

fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.

Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Fuck your bitch

Thug life moment usually said after something you can't do

"I can't tie my shoes but I can fuck your bitch"

by Holdmymuffin January 4, 2015