Trilayered Orange Fuckcake

The Trilayered Orange Fuckcake is a critically endangered branch of the human race. It gained its name from the orange coloration of its hide, and the three layers of its body; the outer coating of fat, the inner muscles (and organs), and the dark, evil core in the center. The dark inner cores are located within the heart. They fetch a price of a small loan of a million dollars, as they are extremely rare. Another striking characteristic of the Fuckcake is its majestic golden mane atop its head. Many wonder if the mane is in fact real, or just an illusion. Science thought these beasts were dead, but as one came into the public eye last year during the presidential election, so we know this not to be the case. The last remaining one has been given private sanctuaries in Washington and Mar a Lago to thrive for the rest of its days, and to breed with young, curvy, european swimsuit models, in hope that another Fuckcake will be born before the last one goes extinct. When in trouble, we believe they call on the help of other humans, including Russian leaders, but such acts of desperation have not yet been proven to exist. If you see another Fuckcake roaming the streets, please call the EPA, unless the Fuckcake in the White House has shut the EPA down, in which case, offer it a trail of scantily clad women that leads to a shelter of some sort, and protect it until we can have it breed with the other one.

Who let that Trilayered Orange Fuckcake into the goddamn white house?
Jesus fucking christ Billy, you're as filthy as a Trilayered Orange Fuckcake?
Latin Classification Term: Homo Sapiens Trilayerus Fuckcakeus

by ProtectionOfTheEndangered March 25, 2017

Fucactus

Short for 'fuck a cactus.' Usually used as the predicate of a sentence.

It is also commonly used against someone who is stubborn and needs a rude awakening to what is actually occurring.

Jill: My mom is such a bitch.

Jane: I know, she seriously needs to fucactus.

Jill: Ow...

by BriFee June 19, 2009

caca fuaca

cuban american way of saying someone is worthless, a piece of garbage.

orlando is a caca fuaca.

by cacafuaca June 6, 2009

monii fucca

A more funny and civilized word for "motherfucker"

Surprise monii fucca

by JOSH123JOSH March 24, 2020

fuckcapade

fuckcapade™
A person who normally does not fuck a lot, but decides to go on a fucking spree...Fucking a lot of people in a short amount of time. (Normally carried out by women)

Example: She used to be a good girl but she's currently on a fuckcapade with several different guys.

by TheLongHairedBat December 23, 2010

Fupacabra

A person with the gift of possessing a FUPA(Fat Upper Pubic Area) but from a Hispanic background. Fupacabras generally only speak Spanish and are very ugly looking(like a chupacabra) so that people know when a Fupacabra is nearby. Fupacabras are very common in Southern California and other southern states.

Colin- "OMG! DID YOU JUST SEE THAT FUPACABRA WADDLE PAST US?"
Austin- "No, i was too busy finishing off this cup of Fupa Juice."

by Mr. FUPA hunter April 14, 2010

fuccassno

a word used when something is dead ass wrong or you dead ass not gone do something

friend: ain’t that boy cute
me: fuccassno he ugly asl

mom: do the dishes
me: *in my head* fuccassno i’m not doing that shit

by icyyyyyy July 12, 2020