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fucockted 

adj. (foo-cock-ted) An object that has been misaligned, bent or otherwise has become askew. This word is a combination with the word fucked and cockeyed.
1. Your axle is fucockted!
2. When Tom pulled his lollypop out of Shirley's butthole, it was fucockted.
3. The flag pole was fucockted in the high wind storm.
fucockted by KTex March 5, 2007
Related Words

Fucactus 

Short for 'fuck a cactus.' Usually used as the predicate of a sentence.

It is also commonly used against someone who is stubborn and needs a rude awakening to what is actually occurring.
Jill: My mom is such a bitch.

Jane: I know, she seriously needs to fucactus.

Jill: Ow...
Fucactus by BriFee June 19, 2009

Fujacktard

When someone is acting, both, like a 'Jackass" and a "Retard" and quite possibly over doing it as well.
"Did you hear what Sanders did last night?"
"Yep, what a total Fujacktard!"
Fujacktard by The Mighty Yorto October 17, 2011
Jens "Fuack you"

Peter "LMAO learn to spell fuck
Fuack by Sneeeek January 28, 2020
sentence enhancer. Used to express anger, fear, happiness, etc. Just like the F word. The difference?
well... some drunk guy was texting me and he attempted to tell me to "f*ck you you stupid c*nt" but instead told me this: "ay fucak you yuo stupf cint"
ahh, what the fucak man?

This is fucakin bull!

I'm so fucakin happy!

FUCAK!!
fucak by fucaker May 31, 2009
the way of swearing in class.

as well as a battle cry
ahhhh fucuck i failed

did you just say the F word?

no i said, Fucuck.

battle cry: fucuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!
Fucuck by ponyboy 428 April 1, 2009