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When You Fryin’

When you fryin’ you don’t be cryin’.
by 0_0awkward0_0 January 29, 2019
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Frying the frog

|masturbating|
|Spanking the monkey|
|To fondle one's penis|
|To fondle someone else's penis|
|whacking off|
|walking the dog|
|too pull the weasle|
|beat the bishop|
|choking the chicken|
|slapping the salami|
|tug the rope|
|Holding your sausage hostage|
|Slap boxing the one-eyed champ|
|tug-o-war with the Cyclops|
|jingling the change|
"we saw peace frying the frog while he sat there with his yellow shorts wrapped around his ankles."
by lesfile January 1, 2008
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Frying Nemo

Frying Nemo — A PARENT’S REVENGE!!!!!

If you have children in your life; then you understand that once they love a Pixar or Disney movie, you will end up watching that movie 1,000,000 times.

YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET EITHER THE SONGS OR THE DIALOGUE OUT OF YOUR HEAD.

So to gently persuade the children to watch another movie; or. to perhaps go outside and play; you might try cooking fish sticks or fish fillets after they watch Finding Nemo ONE TOO MANY MOTHERFUCKING TIMES!!!!!!!!!

And for the sake of argument you might call dinner: “Frying Nemo”. You know, to insert a psychological pry bar into their little heads.

If you watch children’s movies closely — which you ultimately end up doing whether you want it or not — you will see that there is always a wonderful darkness that can be exploited and projected at the child to separate their psyche from an over played movie.

You got to get them to:

…Let it go, let it go
Can't stand this movie anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn is off or I’ll slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Turn that movie off and the ballgame on
Tears don’t bother me anyway
LET IT GO!!!!!!!!

Now I feel better!!!!
…and kids, after we watch Finding Nemo FOR THE 1,000,000th time we can have fish fillet and fish sticks for dinner. Hey, I have an idea Let’s call dinner: Frying Nemo!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 24, 2023
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Flyin SouthWest

Codename for smokin weed. SouthWest (Airlines) = S.W. = Smokin weed
Oh doo, yesterday, i was flyin southwest with my bros! it was pretty chill! straight dgaf!
by HuFlungPu August 27, 2008
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Flyin Ted

New nickname for Texas's junior senator Ted Cruz after he abandoned his post in Texas during a power outage crisis to fly to Cancun for a short vacation that he planned AFTER the crisis started, but then quickly tucked tail and flew immediately back to Texas, throwing his family under the bus as an excuse for his absence. Nickname is a play on words based on Donald Trump's nickname for Cruz which is Lyin Ted, based on Cruz's penchant for lying.
I'm a Republican from Texas, but even I can't defend Flyin Ted on this one.
by Datch Guy February 19, 2021
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Frying Chicken

The act of a man pissing louder than normal to where the piss hitting the toilet water mimics the sound of chicken frying in oil. This action is done by the most alpha of men and is known to attract many women.
Guy: Walks out of bathroom from taking a piss
Girl: Damn, boy, were you frying chicken in there? Haha for real though you piss loud af I think that’s pretty cool.
by Biggelsworth December 25, 2020
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Fruin

A name given to a master of the sesh, they are a person who is known to take pleasure in helping their mates pick up and does not care as much for their own gains.
Friend 1 "what do you think of that bloke over there?"
Friend 2 "Oh he's an absolute fruin I picked up last week thanks to him"
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