freshmanitis

it is when freshmen hang out with seniors who talk about senioritis, and they believe they have any reason to be sick of high school.

senior-omg only 3 1/2 more months of this crap!
freshman-what's the matter?
senior-i have senioritis.
freshman-i'm so sick of school. i have freshmanitis
(senior procedes to beat freshman)

by sick of underclassmen March 24, 2009

Froshmander

An evolved form of the freshmen, this specimen comes well equipped with a small genitalia, the ability to drink copious amounts of natty light/urine beer, annoying conversation topics, that annoying shit smile, and the body odor akin to the stench of KFC during peak hours.

"Ankur is a huge froshmander with that huge twat smile on his face"

by Justin Derpier May 1, 2013

Freshmanic Depression

noun

The notable swing of moods during one's Freshman year of college, especially if you are living in a dorm or otherwise away from your parents. You can experience the highs of excessive partying, hooking up with hot strangers (or strangers you thought were hot at the time), and basking in the freedom of living somewhere other than home. However, within that same span of time, you'll live the lows characterized by endless vomiting/toilet-hugging, a pregnancy scare or six, and missing the home you were so keen on getting away from. Cured through learning to balance these highs and lows with actually doing homework and attending class (i.e. why you're there in the first place).

Annamaria: So I was reading Huffington Post last week, and it reported that Freshmanic Depression affects 71% of female teens and 45% of male teens every year. What do you think causes the disparity in those figures?

Hank: Just take your pants off already.

Annamaria: (taking jeans off) As long as you respect me in the morning.

Hank: SHUT UP!

by Avery Fredericks November 21, 2010

froshman

A person in thier first year of highschool or college.

Dude, you're hanging out with a froshman?

Poor little froshman.

by ccutemonkeygrl December 17, 2004

freshmanitis

Is someone who comes from high school to college and doesn't think about putting his time for studies. Enjoys more the time of having less classes and ignores the daily studies. Thinks only about partying and socializing, rather

Erick is a college freshman, first semester. He goes to classes and does his job. Outside classes, Erick spends most of his time playing PS3 and gives a f**** on his studies. He only wants to have fun and wants to party more. So he got freshmanitis. He later gets in trouble in the end of the first semester keeping up with his grades and fails like in High School

by Lil biggy November 18, 2013

freshmanitis

-When a sophomore girl hangs out with and talks to all the freshman at your school.

-When an older girl is always dating the freshman guys.

Spencer: What's with Mary? She's been hanging with the freshmen an awful lot.

Anthony: Yeah, she just got out of a relationship with one and now she's talking to that other one?

Spencer: Mary's definitely got a case of freshmanitis.

by ilovedicktionary March 17, 2011

froshman negative fifteen

for those girls of beauty and wonder who appear to eat a lot at times, but magically never gain a pound. frequenting the gym often in colourful tanktops and "planking" to la roux with the occasional "dead muscle," they find themselves pushing each other harder than they ever did in high school, so clubbing together in the summers will not only be enjoyable, but also rewarding.

Fat chick: man that girl got a froshman negative fifteen. i wish i could have her determination.

by skinny-bitch January 26, 2011