Another term for shrinkage. When the male genetalia becomes withered from immersion in a cold fluid.
by Blaker April 27, 2006
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Get the frightened goldfish mug.When a poop log rears it's brown head out for a peek, only to retreat to it's rightful home at the moment, the ass.
Man! I almost messed my trousers, thankfully it was only a frightened turtle, so no soilage! *high five*
by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004
Get the Frightened Turtle mug.Rigid position adopted by a female virgin in preparation for first coital experience.
Characterised by slightly spread arms and legs and absolutely no movement whatsoever before, during or after coitus.
Characterised by slightly spread arms and legs and absolutely no movement whatsoever before, during or after coitus.
"Yeah, it was her first time, so she did the frightened starfish, but after a couple of times she was really cock hungry"
by stevobower February 21, 2005
Get the frightened starfish mug.You are trying to shit on a girl during sex, but you are constipated. You push as hard as you can until the shit is halfway out, but as soon as you relax your stomach muscles, the shit goes all the way back in. (When you flex your stomach muscles your cock flares up. But when you relax it goes down. The cock represents a hunting snake, and the shit represents a frightened rabbit retreating back into its hole)
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Get the Frightened Rabbit mug.A non-violent alternative to the fabled "Donkey Punch."
This occurs when a man is performing doggy-style sex on a woman (or man), meanwhile a third party has been recruited to hide in a closet, or similar hidden space close by, with a scary mask. At the point of climax, the third party emerges screaming, thus scaring the woman/man causing their sphincter to contract.
This occurs when a man is performing doggy-style sex on a woman (or man), meanwhile a third party has been recruited to hide in a closet, or similar hidden space close by, with a scary mask. At the point of climax, the third party emerges screaming, thus scaring the woman/man causing their sphincter to contract.
"My girlfriend loves dirty sex but is against domestic violence, so for her birthday me and my friend gave her "The Frightened Donkey" and she loved it!"
by Rygar James November 2, 2006
Get the The Frightened Donkey mug.The act of the male penis retreating back into the pelvis area causing it to look like the head a Frighten turtle Also known as FTS
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