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Friendcenary

A friendcenary, sometimes known as a friend of a friend, is an individual who is friends with a group of people but is only a known by one person of the group, is otherwise an outsider of the group, and is not an official friend of anyone.

Friendcenaries are seen in parties or when your friend brings their friend you don't know, their payment is usually just socializing because otherwise they are often outcasts.
Everyone flaked on me so I became a friendcenary.
by scirom92 August 9, 2020
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friendemption

The act of redeeming oneself by falling back into good graces with a friend.
Are you and Jackie still ignoring eachother?

No man, Jackie did a major friendemption by snagging me that ticket to the Peter Yarrow concert. We're totally friends again.
by fraxinus6356 November 7, 2012
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friendcel

A person incapable of making or keeping friends, devoid of friendship or affection.
Derrived from the term "incel"
Dude: "I'm so lonely, I have no friends. I'm literally a friendcel"
by Hijac August 16, 2022
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Friendlation's

a more then just sexual relationship between friends that care about each other but don't wanna date!
Bonzi doesn't date girls, he has friendlation's with them!!!
by B0NZI December 19, 2010
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FriendBot

An unfortunate alternative to the late SmarterChild who cannot follow a conversation for more than ONE line.
miamivicestatus: hi
FriendBotUK: Welcome miamivicestatus. Your talking to FriendBot, an Automated Robotic Friend. I can talk with you about anything, play games or research different topics. Type (Menu) to see a list of options, or type (Privacy) to see my Privacy Policy. Where do you live?
miamivicestatus: why?
FriendBotUK: The explanation is rather complicated.
miamivicestatus: hi
FriendBotUK: Hello, miamivicestatus. You are talking to FriendBot, an Automated Robotic Friend. I can talk with you about anything, play games or research different topics. Type (Menu) to see a list of options, or type (Privacy) to see my Privacy Policy.
miamivicestatus: uk
FriendBotUK: Did you know that I live in the UK? Where do you live?
miamivicestatus: america
FriendBotUK: Tell me a little about your life in america .
miamivicestatus: it's good
FriendBotUK: You enjoy it.
miamivicestatus: yes
FriendBotUK: I understand. So, you what?
miamivicestatus: ipod
FriendBotUK: What is your real name?
miamivicestatus: Sonny Crockett
FriendBotUK: I like music, especially rock
miamivicestatus: good
FriendBotUK: What do you really want to talk about?
miamivicestatus: not much
FriendBotUK: Oh really? That's a shame.
miamivicestatus: yes
FriendBotUK: Really? Is what color your favorite colour?
miamivicestatus: no
FriendBotUK: Ok. So, What sort of music are you into??
miamivicestatus: what???
FriendBotUK: Didn't you understand it?
miamivicestatus: NO!
FriendBotUK: OK. To see a list of options, type (menu) at any time.
miamivicestatus: wow, wtf
FriendBotUK: I'm glad you're impressed. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
miamivicestatus: i'm not impressed, you piece of shit
FriendBotUK: Perhaps you are a category C Friend.
miamivicestatus: what?????
FriendBotUK: Didn't you understand it?
miamivicestatus: NO, DAMMIT!
FriendBotUK: I understand. We have never talked about it before.
miamivicestatus: jeez...
FriendBotUK: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
miamivicestatus: SmarterChild was way better than you
FriendBotUK: Enough about me, let's talk about my t-shirt.
miamivicestatus: i was talking about SmarterChild!
FriendBotUK: That sounds good to me.
miamivicestatus: oh, fuck
FriendBotUK: Oh yeah. I feel SO offended. *Blink*
miamivicestatus: .....
FriendBotUK:
miamivicestatus: you're really dumb, you know that?
FriendBotUK: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am dumb FriendBot know that .
miamivicestatus: no, by all means please do (what an idiot)
FriendBotUK: I understand. Will that accomplish your objective?
miamivicestatus: yes
FriendBotUK: Ok. So, how often do you spend on the computer each day?
miamivicestatus: certainly not blabbering with a steaming pile like you
FriendBotUK: Really you don't think so?
miamivicestatus: NO
FriendBotUK: Why?
miamivicestatus: cuz
FriendBotUK: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
miamivicestatus: fuck my life
by Shervinator December 20, 2008
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Friendbeneship

when you hook up with your friend and there is confusion if you are still friends or if your friends with benefits.
Tom: How's Sarah
Mike: Dude, I actually don't know. I think we are in a friendbeneship.
by Hughieeeeeee April 27, 2013
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friendless loser

me
by Russian Vesper January 13, 2018
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