deep fried dick

the act of inserting your penis into a deep frier so that a crusty shell forms around the elongated dick and is then slapped in the face of a dirty little fucking slut.

Mary loved when the deep fried dick got slapped in her face because it was all crusty and warm.

by Mark John Albert November 25, 2007

dick fiend

1. Someone that loves penii.
2. A girl that can't see, suck, or fuck enough dicks.

Robin Swanson is a dick fiend.

by The Frugie December 30, 2004

Show your friends your dick day

Send this to your friend on Nov 2 and they have to send you a dick pick and if they send it back to you you have to send them a dick pic

Friend 1- show me your dick
Friend 2- eww no
Friend 1 - but it's Show your friends your dick day
Friend 2 - ok 🍆

by Realchickenman November 2, 2022

Deep fried dickle

Deep Fried Dickle
When a man sticks his dick inside in a pickle jar and inserts it into the womens pussalami while having not showered for a week and letting it marinate inside of her.

Yo man, that girl from last night was crazy as fk fam, she let me deep fried dickle her and my dick smelled like 5 year old dick cheese

by The Nutty One June 24, 2017

Fried Dicken

A typical serving of Fried Dicken consists of a fresh penis, dipped in batter and deep fried until its tender and juicy.
Typically, an uncircumsized penis is served when someone orders "Extra Skin".
Fried Dicken can be sold in buckets, but is best served hot from the bag.
Reference Eat a Bag of Dicks as an invitation for someone to eat Fried Dicken.

When Jeff is hungry, nothing satisfies him more than a bag of Fried Dicken.

by P. Pouch September 23, 2006

Deep fried dicking

A good sex session from a southern boy.

I got a deep fried dicking from Forrest last night.

by badbadgirl12345 March 9, 2013

Kentucky Fried Dicking

When you use cooking oil as lube

"I didn't have any lube in the house, so I gave her a Kentucky Fried Dicking"

by LeprechaunDong October 3, 2017