Smoke Your Friend Out Day

February 11th

Mark: “yo it’s national smoke your friend out day”

Carson: “oh word what does that mean”

Mark: “roll a doob”

by notbigmike2 February 11, 2021

Fred's out

A fart.
A pronouncement about the presence of a fart, generally made by the one who just "dealt it" (as a warning) rather than simply "smelt it" (as an accusation).

Dude: Fred's out!

Friends: Aaaaaaagggghhhh!!!!

by want2surf December 27, 2013

friend list white out

the act of removing everybody from your friend list, excluding those of Caucasian descent

see: racist

Dennis: That's it, I'm pulling a friend list white out. Can't stand you people anymore.

Shou: Hey, have you been getting any of my messages?
Kaitlyn: Oh, sorry, Shou, I went through a FLWO recently! My bad.

by UD Collective May 20, 2014

Beat the piss out of an old friend

When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.

"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."

by Kermtzu October 9, 2008

beating the shit out of your midget friend

you have a midget owned as chattel. and you beat it. emphases on the it

Hey babe what you doing this weekend

oh sorry im busing beating the shit out of your midget friend

by big man with little things April 14, 2018

Ask out your girl best friend day

November 12
Just asked her put already u pussy

It's November 12th it's national Ask out your girl best friend day

by Lillieyi November 2, 2020

National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day

October 13th Is National make out with your short friend day! You can make out with anyone that is labeled " short. "

Random tall guy: * kisses a short person*
Short person: " Why'd you do that? "

Random tall guy: " It's October 13th! National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day! "

by Rory The Slayer October 12, 2022