Fresher's Syndrome

The complete loss of social, sexual, and spacial inhibition associated with first leaving the parental home to enter higher education. Characterised by over-drinking, stupid dancing loud, loutish behaviour, indiscriminate promiscuity and general disregard for ones personal safety and reputation.
Common Phrases: "No condoms..? Well...YOLO!!" : "Hey, what happens in Kavos, stays in Kavos!!" : "A century of shots in one hour? Challenge accepted!!"

Girl 1: Have you seen Ella lately?
Boy 1: I've seen a LOT of Ella lately!
Girl 1: Meaning?
Boy 1: Its still freshers week and last night I saw 2 boys leave her room, she came out 5 minutes later, half cut and totally naked singing "I won the salami!!"
Girl 1: HAHA!! That's definitely fresher's syndrome

by belgianwaffler90 January 21, 2013

fresser

Yiddish for a big eater; usually applied with at least a small degree of admiration; generally, no double entendre is intended

After baby Jacob guzzled down 10 ounces of formula in one sitting, his grandfather declared, "This one's a fresser."

by Defining Mike July 30, 2016

doing a fretter

A state of intoxication that far surpasses shitfaced, blotto, paralytic, slaughtered, sloshed, legless, and plastered.

Often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. This often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the person may have and a complete and utter loss of any shred of dignity.

#Vombie

Example 1

Man: I’ve just been pumped, so I'm getting shitfaced on the way home.
Wife: Oh dear don’t you be doing a fretter.
Man: PARSNIPS!

Example 2

Man: (makes random barfing sounds)

by gekkoplatipus January 7, 2017

Freshers Shark

A freshers shark is an older student at university, usually in second, third and fourth years who hunt down and pull a lot of students who have just started their first year of university.

"Have you been fresher sharking?"
"She pulled loads of first years, she is such a Freshers shark"

by Lozza Law August 22, 2011

fresher on green

When your fucking whomp is charged to green and you put a new pod in

Yo nigga let me hit your juul it's a fresher on green

by Reacher,mellow,OG June 12, 2019

festered upon

1. When someone chucks completely random shit at you, such as garbage
(derived from the word fester: garbage is festering, thus, to be festered upon is to have festering crap thrown at you).

2. When someone uses entirely bitchy/bullshit behavior towards you.

1. Me and A-ron were festered upon when his grandma tossed the kitchen trash at us.

2. I was having a quiet smokeout when some crazy bitch festered upon me and my homedogs by lecturing us.

by J-Fizz August 27, 2005

Freshershist

Outstandingly fresh, at this point your arm pits are so fresh that the world has to take a moment to pause in smell. This is usually the result of Old Spice Products, and has been the lead cause in very muscular appearance and a loud booming voice....P-P-P-P-P-P-POWER!

muscular Oder Blocking Power that lasts over 16 hours is the freshershist.

by Dr. Smell Good April 20, 2010