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French Vanilla

When a man sticks his penis in one end of a baguette and shoves the other end in his partners vagina or anus. When they finish, they remove the now moist bread and share it together while enjoying a nice French champagne or wine.
Woman- Hey babe, can we take a trip to Paris?

Man- nah babe, let’s just try to French vanilla tonight instead
by Philly08 May 26, 2018
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French Vanilla

When a male inserts his penis into the middle of two female's oral area.
"It was soo sweet, Wendy and Alice gave me a French Vanilla"
by Brennan Henderson February 1, 2008
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French vanilla

When a man creampies the woman's vagina and proceeds to french kiss the resulting deliciousness.
Thomas ate Rachel's leftover french vanilla
by Tommyboysunny August 6, 2017
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French Vanilla

A handjob in the bathroom of a OnRoute along the 401, usually costing about $3.00.
Stopped at the OnRoute near Belleville for a coffee and a french vanilla from my buddy Adam.
by 401Trucker March 11, 2019
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French Vanilla

French Vanilla is when u French kiss a woman after cumming in her mouth then afterwards u go and grab a coffee
Yeah bro I just French vanilla'd my girlfriend after 3 months of dating I also tried it on a hooker before but that doesn't count I payed money for it
by DarthGtown May 15, 2024
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