E-Frightener

Basically the shocker except you fist the vag and the asshole at the same time while you spin both hands as if you were using a steering wheel..

I felt like I was driving a semi last night when I gave that girl the E-Frightener.

by drunkaholic September 25, 2010

Freighterd

Being crushed/injured during sexual intercourse due to the massive weight/size of the sexual partner.

While she freighterd me, she crushed my femurs - but it was amazing!

Sex could not occur due to her massive weight; I would have been freighterd!!!

Even while under the influence of coke, I would not touch him - in fear of being freigterd!

While Sam was plowing Russel, he got freighter'd

by Andrew Martin-Sharples May 29, 2008

frightened starfish

Used to describe the anal opening just before sex.

Ruiners sphincter quivered like a frightened starfish just before the drunken polar bear inserted his bearhood.

by Anonymouse69 August 3, 2007

Frightened Turtle Effect

Another term for shrinkage. When the male genetalia becomes withered from immersion in a cold fluid.

Dude this water is frezzing
I know i've got the frightened turtle effect over here.

by Blaker April 27, 2006

frightened goldfish

A penis that fails to become erect prior to intercourse

Tom was ready to go at it, but Bob was struck with a bad case of the frightened goldfish.

by shrubbage December 31, 2008

Frightened Turtle

When a poop log rears it's brown head out for a peek, only to retreat to it's rightful home at the moment, the ass.

Man! I almost messed my trousers, thankfully it was only a frightened turtle, so no soilage! *high five*

by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004

The Frightened Donkey

A non-violent alternative to the fabled "Donkey Punch."
This occurs when a man is performing doggy-style sex on a woman (or man), meanwhile a third party has been recruited to hide in a closet, or similar hidden space close by, with a scary mask. At the point of climax, the third party emerges screaming, thus scaring the woman/man causing their sphincter to contract.

"My girlfriend loves dirty sex but is against domestic violence, so for her birthday me and my friend gave her "The Frightened Donkey" and she loved it!"

by Rygar James November 2, 2006