Refers to the level of attractiveness of a potential sex partner. While said person may be somewhat attractive or exhibit certain desirable traits, it is not a person one would date. Such assessments usually end in one night stands. Usually used by college or professional athletes (football,basketball, etc.) as it relates to their respective sports' draft.
Yeah, she's got a nice body, but she no "first round pick". I might pick her up as a "free agent" after the bars close...
by topp dizzle September 4, 2006
Get the free agentmug. A hot girl under the age of 18 that you would like to have sexual intercourse with.When dealing with restricted free agents you may have to give up conditional draft picks to acquire their services. The higher the draft pick the higher the jail sentence and the hotter the bitch.
Damn that restricted free agent is hot as fuck, i would give up a first round pick to fuck her.
While i was at chuckie cheese i encountered some restricted free agents.
Last night i fucked a first round pick, then i woke up in the morning and realized she was really just a seventh round pick.
While i was at chuckie cheese i encountered some restricted free agents.
Last night i fucked a first round pick, then i woke up in the morning and realized she was really just a seventh round pick.
by Rob JJ Nerf June 11, 2009
Get the Restricted Free Agentmug. This prospect is opposite to a lottery pick. "Lets be friends" material and possesses little to none attributes you'd want in a partner. Very slim chance of making your roster
Chris- I dont know how i feel about her, she's got nothing really going for her
Keith- If this was the NBA draft, she'd be an undrafted free agent
Keith- If this was the NBA draft, she'd be an undrafted free agent
by KillaKeith608 July 16, 2011
Get the undrafted free agentmug. by jon January 27, 2004
Get the free agentmug. OFFICIAL CLEVELAND DEFINITION: To take a shit
(Another euphamism for "Taking my talents to South Beach")
(Another euphamism for "Taking my talents to South Beach")
by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 18, 2010
Get the Make LeBron a Free Agentmug. First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.
"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."
by Zarathud September 10, 2012
Get the Free Agent Fuckmug. by freeagentcreator September 17, 2023
Get the Free Agentmug.