free agent

Refers to the level of attractiveness of a potential sex partner. While said person may be somewhat attractive or exhibit certain desirable traits, it is not a person one would date. Such assessments usually end in one night stands. Usually used by college or professional athletes (football,basketball, etc.) as it relates to their respective sports' draft.
Yeah, she's got a nice body, but she no "first round pick". I might pick her up as a "free agent" after the bars close...
by topp dizzle September 05, 2006
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Restricted Free Agent

A hot girl under the age of 18 that you would like to have sexual intercourse with.When dealing with restricted free agents you may have to give up conditional draft picks to acquire their services. The higher the draft pick the higher the jail sentence and the hotter the bitch.
Damn that restricted free agent is hot as fuck, i would give up a first round pick to fuck her.

While i was at chuckie cheese i encountered some restricted free agents.

Last night i fucked a first round pick, then i woke up in the morning and realized she was really just a seventh round pick.
by Rob JJ Nerf June 12, 2009
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undrafted free agent

This prospect is opposite to a lottery pick. "Lets be friends" material and possesses little to none attributes you'd want in a partner. Very slim chance of making your roster
Chris- I dont know how i feel about her, she's got nothing really going for her

Keith- If this was the NBA draft, she'd be an undrafted free agent
by KillaKeith608 July 16, 2011
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free agent

The New 'adventure game' from LucasArts Starring Spaff.
Spaff is starring in 'Free Agent' from LucasArts
by jon January 28, 2004
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Make LeBron a Free Agent

OFFICIAL CLEVELAND DEFINITION: To take a shit
(Another euphamism for "Taking my talents to South Beach")
Damn, I got the bubble guts! I'll be back. I'm going to the bathroom to "Make LeBron a Free Agent".
by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 19, 2010
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Free Agent

Something ryan says to dylan in the game The Quarry, when asked whether or not he has a boyfriend
Dylan: “girlfriend?”
Ryan: “uhhh, not exactly.”
Dylan: “boyfriend?”
Ryan: “free agent.”
by Quarryy October 02, 2022
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Free Agent

As long as you don't have a duo q, you are considered a free agent
dang do you think he is a Free Agent? I've been looking for someone.
by freeagentcreator September 18, 2023
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