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frusband

your girlfriend's husband
My frusband has surprisingly never asked me to help him pick out a gift for his wife.
by pcoorey September 6, 2010
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Pisstiano Fraudnaldo

The biggest finished fraud in the world whos currently playing in a Fraudi Oilrabia bottling club,Var Nassr as a penalty and tapin merchant.
Person 1:who’s playing in camel league?
Person 2:Pisstiano Fraudnaldo
by ur mom doer September 25, 2023
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Finishiano Fraudnaldo

An ultimatley finished washed ancient ghost farmer, Finishiano is known primarily for frauding his way to penalties by diving and flopping like divemar and farming against small farmer clubs such as getafe, norwich and even the whole country of Luxembourg!

Finishiano AKA rapenaldo, camelnaldo, penaldo and pendu has constantly been the biggest fraud in all of football. Breaking an everton fans phone before moving to Fraudi Oilrabia to avoid lawsuits similar to his activites in Las Vegas with multiple women who didnt consent. After inspiring those such as Mason Greenwood, Antony and Benjamin Mendy, he goes on to dive for penalties teaching Puarez and Peymar the skill moves they would need for the rest of their shameful farming careers. Fraudnaldo has inspired the likes of Tapindowski, Pessi, and Penzema (search Benzema 15 to learn more) to reach their full tapin potential.

Ultimatley, Finishiano Fraudnaldo will never reach his full tapin powers due to being an ancient finished ghost. Mabye if Finishiano bribed officials like PissG, Bribelona, VARdrid and LiVARpool, he could reach his goal of 1000 tapins.

Common songs for Finishiano include "¿Dónde está Serresiete? ¿Serresiete dónde está" showing the true finished nature of Finishiano.
Person 1: Do you know Ronaldo
Person 2: R9?
Person 1: No Cristiano Ronaldo
Person 2: Oh you mean Finishiano Fraudnaldo? the rape merchant
by realistpessidog October 2, 2023
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Fraudant

An idiot who thinks he is smart. A fool who attempts to teach. In particular, people who assume their success in one area entitles them to respect in another. (etymology: a portmanteau of the words "fraudulent" and "pedant")
"Rush Limbaugh spreads such misinformation he's either a disingenuous, Machiavellian genius or a simple fraudant." , "I can't decide who's a bigger fraudant; Glenn Beck or Donald Trump."
by Corpania October 8, 2009
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Fauxband

Just like a husband but not in the eyes of the law
My fauxband and I have been together for 6 years. He put a ring on it, we don't care about a marriage license!
by Weird Girl Adventures November 2, 2021
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Fraudbappe

the biggest fraud ever to exist in the history of football. terrorises lille defenders but forgets how to score in UCL. he is truly finished
If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist.
by thisainttwittermyn August 3, 2024
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Fraudnaldo

The clown who thinks he is better than goat Messi.
Penaldog: Ronaldo goat, Pessi rigger and bottler
Normal Football fan: Someone get a load of this Fraudnaldo fan, looks like his brain is fried
by PenaldoPessiDog June 11, 2024
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